Wish Corruption Game

[Griffin]

Wish granted, but you go Helen Keller and can't see or hear or speak about it.

I wish for a muffin.

[daryl1730]

Wish granted, but it's a little dry.

I wish I knew when Helen Keller went mute.

[Griffin]

Wish granted, but I fail. She just couldn't talk cause she could never hear words. So, you fall into quicksand instead.

I wish for more exalts per hour.

[daryl1730]

Wish granted, but Michael uses an autosmiter to counteract you.

I wish more people remembered that Miss Keller was successfully able to master language.

[Griffin]

Wish granted, but no one cares.

I wish for a large version of Daryl's avatar to scare people with.

[daryl1730]

Wish granted, but that's the largest version available.

I wish more people cared that my avatar is constructed entirely from conic sections.

[Griffin]

Wish granted, but you lose all your friends. And the game.

I wish my dogs would shut up when I told them to.

[daryl1730]

Wish granted, but they don't stop shutting up, and never make a sound again. Way to go.

I wish EDIT: Added wish

[Griffin]

Wish granted, but you lose your edit ability.

I wish for another Coke.

[daryl1730]

Wish granted, but it's not caffeine free, so now you'll be awake all night.

I wish I went to bed several hours ago.

[Griffin]

I'm awake all night anyway, lol.

Wish granted, but you can't fall asleep and waste your time.

I wish for a mini pet Griffin, the animal.

[daryl1730]

Wish granted, but he views you as his anti-miniature pet Griffin.

I wish I'm going to bed now, farewell.

[Griffin]

Wish granted, but I invade your dreams.

I wish I could eat music.

[daryl1730]

Wish granted, but it tastes like pain.

I wish the Cheesecake 'Kiss' emoticon would load in the Cheesecake skin.

[Hauskaz]

Granted, but every other image fails to load.

I wish free shipping from Hong Kong didn't take so goddamn long.

[daryl1730]

Wish granted, but you can only have two: Fast, Free, Accurate

I wish it wasn't so hot out. Additionally, it should not be too cold. It should be just right for me, wherever I am.

[Hauskaz]

Granted, but there is constant precipitation.

I wish bank transfers were instant.

[daryl1730]

Wish granted, but your account is perpetually empty.

I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish I only typed 'I wish' once.

[Griffin]

Wish granted, but you can no long type any word more than once.

I wish I could send a hedgehog into space.

[Hauskaz]

Granted, but it's still a shitty Sonic game.

I wish I could see my girlfriend right now.

[Griffin]

Wish granted, but you can't touch her.

I wish Hauskaz knew I meant an actual hedgehog, not a stupid little blue animated one.

[Bitchy Grammar Queen]

Wish granted, but he doesn't change his wish corruption.

I wish Alexadex would update.

[daryl1730]

Wish granted, but your portfolio has negative growth.

I wish Urladex would update.

[Bitchy Grammar Queen]

Wish granted, but Alexadex will always be a better name.

I wish Urladex would change its name back to Alexadex.

[Deleted]

Wish granted, but then he decided to change it back.

I wish I could get a respectable part time job.

[Griffin]

Wish granted, but your boss sexually abuses you. Respectfully.

I wish I could do whatever I wanted legally.

[Hauskaz]

Granted, but as an ambassador you tarnish the reputation of your country in the process.

I wish I had a bunch of batteries.

[Griffin]

Wish granted, but they forever kill whatever you put them in.

I wish I didn't have to be an ambassador.

[Hauskaz]

Granted, but you lose diplomatic immunity and therefore your ability to do anything without legal repercussion.

I wish MD5 hashes could be decoded.

[Will]

Wish granted, but they're converted to Wingdings instead of actual characters.

I wish life would be one big musical.