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Post by Admin on Jul 11, 2009 23:12:56 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you die in quicksand.
I wish Daryl has a nice day.
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Post by daryl1730 on Jul 11, 2009 23:51:40 GMT -5
Wish granted, but now he has to deal with the stressful consequences of the nice day.
I wish I could reread the old version of this game where BDR started the quicksand corruption.
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Post by shadowdeath on Jul 12, 2009 0:15:30 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you can't read english.
I wish I knew what this quicksand corruption was.
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Post by daryl1730 on Jul 12, 2009 0:36:02 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you find the explanation painfully boring.
I wish none of the keys on my keyboard were broken or breaking.
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Post by Griffin on Jul 12, 2009 13:59:10 GMT -5
Wish granted, but your moniter breaks.
I wish I had socks.
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Post by daryl1730 on Jul 12, 2009 14:12:14 GMT -5
:<
Wish granted, but the come from a poor child in Africa, who now has no socks.
I wish I typed this wish 20% faster.
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Post by Bitchy Grammar Queen on Jul 12, 2009 14:30:06 GMT -5
Wish granted, but now you type everything else 20% slower.Wish granted, but you typed it using a QWERTY keyboard layout. Wish granted, but your moniter breaks. I wish Griffin could correctly spell "monit or". |
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Post by Admin on Jul 12, 2009 14:48:10 GMT -5
Wish granted, but nobody likes a bitchy grammar queen.
i wsh 4 lols
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Post by daryl1730 on Jul 12, 2009 15:18:29 GMT -5
Wish granted, but everyone else gets lmfaos.
I wish the current time was 5:00pm US Eastern Time July 12th, 2009 C.E.
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Post by Griffin on Jul 12, 2009 15:53:40 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you get teleported to Africa.
I wish I could create a tame giant flying spider to scare my friends.
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Post by Bitchy Grammar Queen on Jul 12, 2009 15:56:38 GMT -5
Wish granted, but now you don't have any friends. I wish ST was nicer to me. Wish granted, but nobody likes a bitchy grammar queen. Bitchy grammar queen? I like that; it's cute. |
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Post by Griffin on Jul 12, 2009 17:37:31 GMT -5
Wish granted, but now everyone else hates you.
I wish I could eat my desk and put it on YouTube for funsies.
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Post by daryl1730 on Jul 12, 2009 21:16:56 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you get gastric splinters.
I wish my connection was stronger.
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Post by shadowdeath on Jul 12, 2009 23:07:09 GMT -5
Wish granted but your connection breaks the next day.
I wish for a lollipop.
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Post by Bitchy Grammar Queen on Jul 12, 2009 23:22:28 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you have to share it with everyone else.
I wish I could share a lollipop with Kinda.
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Post by Griffin on Jul 12, 2009 23:37:05 GMT -5
Wish granted, but it turns out Kinda doesn't like sharing and kills you when you try to take her lollipop.
I wish I could see a blue turtle surfing in real life.
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Post by daryl1730 on Jul 12, 2009 23:50:23 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you try to tell people about it and now everyone thinks you're crazy.
I wish I remembered which Wikipedia article I wanted to read.
EDIT: It was 'Glial Cell'
I wish the Wikipedia article 'Glial Cell' was more detailed.
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Post by Bitchy Grammar Queen on Jul 13, 2009 3:04:01 GMT -5
Wish granted, but it's all false information.
I wish people liked bitchy grammar queens.
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Post by killerinstinct on Jul 13, 2009 6:10:44 GMT -5
Wish granted, but people like lesbian vampires better.
I wish I could meet a lesbian vampire.
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Post by Griffin on Jul 13, 2009 12:25:26 GMT -5
Wish granted, but she's just not that into you.
I wish I could say words and have them automatically typed.
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Post by daryl1730 on Jul 13, 2009 12:29:34 GMT -5
Wish granted, but it types them even slower than you do. And it's inaccurate. And you die in quicksand.
I wish I had better hearing, sight, smell, taste, and feel.
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Post by killerinstinct on Jul 13, 2009 14:24:21 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you're the dumbest person in the world.
I wish I could go out tonight.
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Post by daryl1730 on Jul 13, 2009 18:25:39 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you get attacked by a Batman impersonator.
I wish my connection was faster again.
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Post by Hauskaz on Jul 13, 2009 18:28:36 GMT -5
Granted, but it's subject to censorship.
I wish finding living space was easier.
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Post by Griffin on Jul 13, 2009 19:25:40 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you lose your sense of sight.
I wish I could successfully live on Mars.
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Post by daryl1730 on Jul 13, 2009 19:28:06 GMT -5
Wish granted, but no one else can successfully live on Mars.
I wish I could move more than a millimeter without losing this connection.
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Post by Griffin on Jul 14, 2009 1:04:05 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you lose the game instead.
I wish I could make a better wish.
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Post by daryl1730 on Jul 14, 2009 1:14:20 GMT -5
Wish granted, but it gets corrupted.
I wish for excitement!
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Post by Griffin on Jul 14, 2009 1:16:49 GMT -5
Wish granted, but your excitement consists of falling into quicksand and struggling to get out.
I wish I could teleport.
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Post by daryl1730 on Jul 14, 2009 1:31:27 GMT -5
Wish granted, but suddenly appearing in a spot causes enormous density increases in the surrounding air, resulting in explosive shockwaves comparable to those of small nuclear devices forming around you whenever you teleport. Also, teleporting is your only form of travel. And you can only teleport to directly above quicksand pits.
I wish for an amusing corruption to this wish.
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