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Post by Hauskaz on Jun 27, 2011 13:35:41 GMT -5
Granted, but the quality of education drops proportionally while the cut reintegrates into taxes.
I wish writing competition deadlines were longer than a week.
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Post by Hayley Elizabeth on Jun 27, 2011 13:39:46 GMT -5
Wish granted, but now they're thirty years.
I wish my sister was into incest.
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Post by Griffin on Jun 28, 2011 2:23:17 GMT -5
Wish granted, but she's repulsed by you and falls into a sexual crisis.
I wish I had more money in my laptop budget.
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Post by Admin on Jun 28, 2011 3:44:27 GMT -5
Wish granted, but the laptop you buy can only use Internet Explorer as the browser.
I wish this wish gets corrupted.
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Post by pyroflasher on Jun 28, 2011 8:45:13 GMT -5
The Paradox of your wish creates a crack in the universe, sucking you in and making it so you never existed, and thus, the wish was never made.
I wish I had a job.
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Post by Golden Emblem on Jun 28, 2011 11:37:08 GMT -5
The Paradox of your wish creates a crack in the universe, sucking you in and making it so you never existed, and thus, the wish was never made. I wish I had a job. Wish granted, but now you're working for pennies a day. I wish I could sleep better at night. |
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Post by pyroflasher on Jun 28, 2011 11:50:54 GMT -5
Wish granted. You're now in a coma.
I wish had an Xbox 360 and Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
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Post by Admin on Jun 28, 2011 12:26:44 GMT -5
Wish granted, but the portal of electronics, gaming, and fun stuff has to go through the blender dimension, so all that was left by the time you got your system and game were shards of plastic.
I wish that glass was made out of sand.
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Post by Hauskaz on Jun 28, 2011 13:26:54 GMT -5
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Post by pyroflasher on Jun 28, 2011 16:39:25 GMT -5
Ignoring Haus's unproductive link,
Your wish is not granted, since it is already true. However, it still corrupts, making all glass you touch revert back to sand. and only glass YOU touch.
I wish I was living in Philly for the summer.
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Post by Golden Emblem on Jun 28, 2011 17:21:58 GMT -5
Wish granted. You meant the Philadelphia in Germany, right?
I wish the shipping costs from the United States to Canada weren't so expensive, and the time it took was less.
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Post by pyroflasher on Jun 28, 2011 17:29:20 GMT -5
Wish Granted, but your packages are most certainly not handled with care. They really don't mind dropping them out of planes, or using them for batting practice. I mean, it's not like you wanted them in one piece right?
I wish I could finally see Evangelion 2.22 You Can (Not) Advance.
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Post by Golden Emblem on Jun 28, 2011 19:24:45 GMT -5
Wish Granted, but your packages are most certainly not handled with care. They really don't mind dropping them out of planes, or using them for batting practice. I mean, it's not like you wanted them in one piece right? I wish I could finally see Evangelion 2.22 You Can (Not) Advance. (LMAO, you need to see it.) Wish granted, but you can never see the third one. I wish it would stop raining. |
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Post by pyroflasher on Jun 28, 2011 19:29:33 GMT -5
Wish Granted, but then there's a drought that causes a Urinetownesque society.
I wasn't so terrible at Team Fortress 2
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Post by Celia on Jun 28, 2011 20:07:02 GMT -5
wish granted, but team fortress 2 becomes free to play, and the game floods with so many newbies that it isn't fun anymore.
i wish for my wish corruption to effect me in a positive way.
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Post by Griffin on Jun 28, 2011 20:26:22 GMT -5
Wish granted.
I wish I hadn't fallen off my bike today.
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Post by daryl1730 on Jun 28, 2011 20:55:14 GMT -5
Wish granted, you got hit by a car and hospitalized later instead. If you'd fallen off your bike, you would have been at a different spot when that car span out of control.
I wish people would stop copying images on Ultimate Image
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Post by pyroflasher on Jun 28, 2011 21:50:13 GMT -5
Granted but you lose all skills to make anymore good images, so people no longer feel the need to copy you.
I wish I could watch Tron Legacy again.
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Post by daryl1730 on Jun 29, 2011 0:44:11 GMT -5
Wish granted, but it sucks just as much as the first time you watched it.
I wish Eddie correctly understood my wish from my previous post in this thread.
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Post by Hayley Elizabeth on Jun 29, 2011 1:47:26 GMT -5
Wish granted, but his response is still stupid.
I wish for a unicorn!
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Post by daryl1730 on Jun 29, 2011 2:36:04 GMT -5
Wish granted, but it hates you
I wish for tasty ice cream!
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Post by Hayley Elizabeth on Jun 29, 2011 2:55:02 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you lose your sense of taste.
I wish for a unicorn that loves me!
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Post by daryl1730 on Jun 29, 2011 3:29:28 GMT -5
Wish granted, but it loves you a bit too intimately, if you get what I mean. And those horns are sharp.
I wish for delicious ice cream which I can thoroughly enjoy!
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Post by pyroflasher on Jun 29, 2011 9:00:10 GMT -5
Wish Granted. The Ice cream is so delicious, you find yourself obsessing over it. It's so delicious you dedicate your life to having that Ice cream again, but it never can be found. You waste the rest of your life, searching the globe, and die in some remote place, having never tasted that ice cream again.
I wish I could play ALL the Silent Hill games.
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Post by Golden Emblem on Jun 29, 2011 9:03:16 GMT -5
Wish granted, but the difficulty level is cranked up so high you can never beat them.
I wish slenderman was real.
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Post by pyroflasher on Jun 29, 2011 9:08:39 GMT -5
Wish Granted. He's right behind you. Oh, wait nevermind, you have vanished from reality.
I wish I could visit silent hill, face my inner demons, and make it out alive.
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Post by daryl1730 on Jan 2, 2012 19:25:05 GMT -5
Granted. You make it out dismembered and maimed, but alive.
I wish batteries lasted longer!
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