Wish Corruption Game

[shadowdeath]

The game is simple. One person makes a wish, and the next person corrupts it.

Person one: I wish it rained

Person two: Wish granted, but you drown.

Etc.

I wish I never had bad breath.

[Admin]

Wish granted, but now a disease spreads that makes everyone orgasmic towards people who had bad breath. You'll never have sex, too bad.

I wish I had X-ray vision!

[shadowdeath]

Wish granted but you see Shelby's insides!

I wish I remember what other games I made for ToM.

[Daryl]

Wish granted, but no one played them in the new ToM either.

I wish it was the year 2100.

[shadowdeath]

Wish granted but you're dead.

I wish I could watch Kev and Daryl play SC.

[killerinstinct]

Wish granted but your computer crashes.

I wish I had the Wii to play Twilight Princess.

[shadowdeath]

Wish granted but you realize that you only have a wiimote, and no nunchuck.

I wish I didn't have homework.

[Daryl]

Wish granted, but you also have 5 Fs.

I wish it was the year 2100 And I was alive.

[shadowdeath]

Wish granted but no one else is alive.

I wish I could smite Daryl more.

[Daryl]

Wish granted, but you get Genital Warts.

I wish it was the year 2100 and I was alive and so was everyone else.

[shadowdeath]

Wish granted but you live on an isolated island away from civilization and no one ever bothers to save you.

[Daryl]

Wish granted, but you actually get something.

I wish it was the year 2100 and I was alive and so was everyone else, and that I wasn't on an isolated island away from advanced civilization.

[shadowdeath]

Wish granted but you're blind, deaf, and mute, and no one gives a damn about you while everyone else parties.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

[Daryl]

Wish granted, but you have to be not-bored with Shelby.

I wish it was the year 2100 and I was alive and so was everyone else and I wasn't on an isolated island away from advanced civilization, and that I'm not disabled in any way, shape, or form, and that everyone did give a damn about me, and invited me to parties.

[shadowdeath]

Wish granted but the party was full of guys who wanted to rape you.

I wish people posted in the other game topics.

[Admin]

Wish granted, but BDR dies in quicksand.

I wish Daryl was a unicorn.

[Daryl]

Wish granted, but I kick your ass with my special unicorn horn.

I wish it was the year 2100, I was alive, I wasn't on a stranded island way away from advanced civilization, that I'm not disabled in any way/shape/form, that people like me and invite me to parties, that people give a damn about me, and that no one wanted to rape me or do anything bad to me in any way/shape/form.

[shadowdeath]

Wish granted but you got drunk at the party and the cops arrested you and colleges wouldn't accept you which lead you to being jobless.

I wish Daryl would stop with his absurd wishes.

[Daryl]

Wish granted, but I wait until I get the perfect wish first.

I wish it was the year 2100, I was alive, I wasn't on a stranded island way away from advanced civilization, that I'm not disabled in any way/shape/form, that people like me and invite me to parties, that people give a damn about me, that no one wanted to rape me or do anything bad to me in any way/shape/form, and that I never drank, was really cool, didn't get in any trouble with the law, and that colleges loved me, but didn't spam me, and that I got a cool job.

[Admin]

Wish granted but Dana is the world's overlord, and she smites you.

I wish that Daryl goes to 2100 BCE.

[Daryl]

Wish granted, but he uses the same time machine you used to send him there to go to the year 2100.

I wish it was the year 2100, I was alive, I wasn't on a stranded island way away from advanced civilization, that I'm not disabled in any way/shape/form, that people like me and invite me to parties, that people give a damn about me, that no one wanted to rape me or do anything bad to me in any way/shape/form, and that I never drank, was really cool, didn't get in any trouble with the law, and that colleges loved me, but didn't spam me, and that I got a cool job, and that Dana wasn't the worlds overlord, or anyone else I don't like for that matter.

[shadowdeath]

Wish granted but your mom is the overlord and she always made you clean your room and embarrassed you in front of your friends. (And you can't not like your mom, I met her in bed. She's a nice lady in bed.

I wish the homecoming tickets were cheaper.

[Daryl]

Wish granted, but your date makes a huge scene about you during the dance about cheaping out, and you get majorly embarrassed.

I wish it was the year 2100, I was alive, I wasn't on a stranded island way away from advanced civilization, that I'm not disabled in any way/shape/form, that people like me and invite me to parties, that people give a damn about me, that no one wanted to rape me or do anything bad to me in any way/shape/form, and that I never drank, was really cool, didn't get in any trouble with the law, and that colleges loved me, but didn't spam me, and that I got a cool job, and that Dana wasn't the worlds overlord, or anyone else I don't like for that matter, and that no one who could in any way inconvenience me was overlord, and that instead of overlord, the government was largely unchanged, and there isn't a world ruler. Also, Mars is Teraformed.

[shadowdeath]

Wish granted but when the world runs out of oil and you never get to visit mars. And all the cool people are there.

I wish I didn't have allergies.

[Daryl]

Wish granted, but now you have Kalergies. (Like alergies, but 10 times worse)

I wish it was the year 2100, I was alive, I wasn't on a stranded island way away from advanced civilization, that I'm not disabled in any way/shape/form, that people like me and invite me to parties, that people give a damn about me, that no one wanted to rape me or do anything bad to me in any way/shape/form, and that I never drank, was really cool, didn't get in any trouble with the law, and that colleges loved me, but didn't spam me, and that I got a cool job, and that Dana wasn't the worlds overlord, or anyone else I don't like for that matter, and that no one who could in any way inconvenience me was overlord, and that instead of overlord, the government was largely unchanged, and there isn't a world ruler. Also, Mars is Teraformed, and humans have an undepletable source of power, which could get me to anywhere in the galaxy for, like, $50/lightyear. Really really fast, too. Maybe even superluminal, in a nonlocal sense of course.

[shadowdeath]

Wish granted but your job was so cool you didn't care that they didn't pay you and you didn't have money to go to mars.

[Bitchy Grammar Queen]

I wish that SD had wished a wish.

[Daryl]

Wish granted, but SD wished it, so it was totally lame, like him.

I wish it was the year 2100, I was alive, I wasn't on a stranded island way away from advanced civilization, that I'm not disabled in any way/shape/form, that people like me and invite me to parties, that people give a damn about me, that no one wanted to rape me or do anything bad to me in any way/shape/form, and that I never drank, was really cool, didn't get in any trouble with the law, and that colleges loved me, but didn't spam me, and that I got a cool job, and that Dana wasn't the worlds overlord, or anyone else I don't like for that matter, and that no one who could in any way inconvenience me was overlord, and that instead of overlord, the government was largely unchanged, and there isn't a world ruler. Also, Mars is Teraformed, and humans have an undepletable source of power, which could get me to anywhere in the galaxy for, like, $50/lightyear. Really really fast, too. Maybe even superluminal, in a nonlocal sense of course. My job is also super cool, but not so cool I don't take money. In fact, I get good money. But I don't love it so much I never leave, and I get tons of vacation, and don't get fired or demoted. Or promoted to a boring position.

[shadowdeath]

Wish granted but the stock market crashes and your money becomes useless compared to the other currencies.

I wish I didn't always forget to make a wish.

[Admin]

Wish granted, but you always wish to cut off your peepee with a meat cleaver for some reason...

I wish that Daryl never wished to timetravel again!