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Post by Golden Emblem on Jul 15, 2009 15:57:58 GMT -5
Wish granted, but they're converted to Wingdings instead of actual characters. I wish life would be one big musical. Wish granted, but it's Cats. I wish I could find a new job. |
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Post by daryl1730 on Jul 15, 2009 15:59:30 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you get crushed by a microwave.
I wish my lips would stop peeling.
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Post by Golden Emblem on Jul 15, 2009 16:02:59 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you get crushed by a microwave. I wish my lips would stop peeling. Oh you. Wish granted, but now they bleed all the time. I wish my computer would make the program for my Zune work. |
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Post by Will on Jul 15, 2009 16:03:59 GMT -5
Wish granted, but your Zune turns into an iPod.
I wish I had Skullcandy earbuds.
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Post by daryl1730 on Jul 15, 2009 16:04:06 GMT -5
Wish granted, but the Zune program reports your computer for intimidation, and your computer is now no longer allowed within 15 feet of a Zune Program.
I wish Hauskaz would reply with 'Wish granted, but' instead of 'Granted, but'.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2009 18:48:52 GMT -5
Granted, but now I do it.
I wish I was a rockstar!
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Post by Hauskaz on Jul 15, 2009 20:08:52 GMT -5
Granted, but you're a Jonas brother.
I wished the Jonas Brothers didn't suck so fucking hard.
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Post by daryl1730 on Jul 15, 2009 20:36:56 GMT -5
I'll give you that, but now everyone else sucks more than they did.
It is my desire that Matt be the next person to make a post in this thread.
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Post by Hauskaz on Jul 15, 2009 21:48:53 GMT -5
Granted.
I wish London wasn't so far.
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Post by daryl1730 on Jul 15, 2009 21:55:55 GMT -5
Wish granted, but since you're now Matt, you have no business in London. Have fun in High School!
I wish my glasses were clean.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2009 21:55:34 GMT -5
Granted, but the path is blocked off, so you have to drive all the way up north.
I wish tyler could change his name back to Tyler.
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Post by Will on Jul 16, 2009 0:11:26 GMT -5
Wish granted, but now you're blind.
I wish Daryl wasn't blind.
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Post by Hauskaz on Jul 16, 2009 0:16:56 GMT -5
Granted, but his glasses are dirty.
I wish I didn't have to wake up in 5 hours.
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Post by Will on Jul 16, 2009 2:51:37 GMT -5
Wish granted, you wake up in three.
I wish I could FALL ASLEEP. >:[
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Post by daryl1730 on Jul 16, 2009 3:46:15 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you never wake up.
I wish I didn't have to get up in 4 hours.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2009 21:50:13 GMT -5
Granted, but you don't go to bed at all.
I wish I was taller.
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Post by daryl1730 on Jul 16, 2009 22:49:53 GMT -5
Wish granted, but everyone else grows by the same proportion you do, so you're proportionally just as short as before.
I wish I could think of what to say in certain situations easier.
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Post by Griffin on Jul 17, 2009 0:14:03 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you can't actually say it.
I wish I could grant wishes.
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Post by Will on Jul 17, 2009 0:27:01 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you must also corrupt them.
I wish I could eat candy and never get full.
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Post by daryl1730 on Jul 17, 2009 2:50:52 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you no longer like candy.
I wish I finished thi
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Post by Hauskaz on Jul 17, 2009 2:56:10 GMT -5
Granted, bu
I wish Canadian highways were better maintained.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2009 8:10:53 GMT -5
Granted, but the traffic gets so bad that it takes forever to go to your destination.
I wish eating people was more publicly acceptable.
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Post by killerinstinct on Jul 17, 2009 10:50:19 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you get eaten.
I wish I could think up a wish more easily.
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Post by daryl1730 on Jul 17, 2009 12:38:17 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you can no longer think of corruptions.
I wish 4chan would voluntarily shut down, by unanimous vote.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2009 20:22:32 GMT -5
Granted, but they open a new website called 5chan
I wish my next wish won't be corrupted.
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Post by Hauskaz on Jul 17, 2009 20:31:43 GMT -5
Granted, but now you've wasted it.
I wish batteries didn't wear.
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Post by Griffin on Jul 17, 2009 21:53:18 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you get electrocuted whenever you touch one.
I wish it was Sunday morning.
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Post by Will on Jul 17, 2009 22:13:45 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you sleep through it.
I wish for world peace.
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Post by Griffin on Jul 17, 2009 22:29:34 GMT -5
Wish granted, but now there's galatic war.
I wish I could change all the water in the world into soup.
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Post by daryl1730 on Jul 18, 2009 1:11:08 GMT -5
Wish granted, but the soup tastes bad.
I wish for (universal [universal peace]).
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