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Post by daryl1730 on Apr 20, 2010 17:59:33 GMT -5
Wish granted, but now the public shuns her, so you can't listen to her music anymore.
I wish Dominos didn't set up a $9 minimum on orders before they're willing to deliver.
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Post by Celia on Apr 22, 2010 10:18:18 GMT -5
Granted. The minimum is now four virgin sacrifices before they are willing to deliver.
I wish I had already read the three books that I need to have finished by the end of the school year.
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Post by daryl1730 on Apr 22, 2010 11:58:23 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you still do poorly on all related work.
I wish for unlimited safe plane travel
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Post by Griffin on Apr 22, 2010 16:29:19 GMT -5
Wish granted, but all travel by sea or land results in monkey riding beetles to attack you.
I wish I didn't have terrible springtime allergies.
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Post by Cetasaurus on Apr 22, 2010 20:52:56 GMT -5
Wish granted - they're now terrible during summertime.
I wish I had some scissors.
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Post by daryl1730 on Apr 22, 2010 21:20:56 GMT -5
Wish granted, but they're the kind that cut wavy patterns into your paper from craft class.
I wish I could eat that same pizza all over again.
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Post by Admin on Apr 23, 2010 13:45:54 GMT -5
Wish granted, but the secret ingredient in the pizza was dead Kinda. Now they had to bring her back to life, only to kill her again. But whatever.  Enjoy your pizza! I wish Kinda was immortal! |
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Post by daryl1730 on Apr 23, 2010 17:46:39 GMT -5
I do too, because then there'd be an unlimited supply of Kinda to make more pizzas like that last one. Delicious. I wish for someone to exalt me.  |
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Post by Griffin on Apr 25, 2010 1:59:34 GMT -5
Wish granted, but it's the last exaltation you ever recieve. Ever.
I wish Amanda could stay the night with me and Connor.
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Post by ProMetaAnaTelo on Apr 25, 2010 9:54:27 GMT -5
Wish granted, but it was via phone. The phone died during our Penumbraing. I wish Ms. Schulte would give me a chance.  |
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Post by daryl1730 on Apr 25, 2010 11:59:12 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you let her down.
I wish for an anti-tiredness device that worked instantly or nearly instantly.
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Post by Admin on Apr 25, 2010 14:23:22 GMT -5
Wish granted, but side effects are blindness, hair loss, and diarrhea.
I wish for the perfect wish.
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Post by daryl1730 on Apr 25, 2010 18:56:46 GMT -5
Wish granted, but the next person thinks of the perfect corruption.
I wish for more exalts!
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Post by killerinstinct on Apr 30, 2010 1:09:31 GMT -5
Wish granted, but everyone else has more exalts than you.
I wish the weather was better.
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Post by daryl1730 on Apr 30, 2010 1:29:44 GMT -5
Wish granted, it's better everywhere but where you are, and thus, on average, still better.
I wish to stay at the opposite Karma to Kinda forever!
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Post by killerinstinct on Apr 30, 2010 3:37:35 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you're missing a karma point in order to be at my opposite karma.
I wish my apartment would clean itself.
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Post by Cetasaurus on May 1, 2010 11:28:38 GMT -5
Wish granted, but it cleaned away all your belongings.
I wish that cat would stop smiling at me... It's kind of scary.
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Post by daryl1730 on May 1, 2010 23:33:54 GMT -5
Wish granted, but now it growls at you.
I wish the cat had extra sharp teeth.
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Post by Cetasaurus on May 2, 2010 10:32:08 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you knocked them out with a well-aimed kick when the cat startled you with its growl.
I wish the cat turned into a toothless dragon.
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Post by killerinstinct on May 2, 2010 14:38:58 GMT -5
Wish granted, but it choked you to death with its tail.
I wish everyone would stop picking on my cat.
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Post by Cetasaurus on May 2, 2010 15:18:14 GMT -5
Wish granted, but now it's a toothless dragon with a temper problem.
I wish the dragon would stop strangling me.
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Post by daryl1730 on May 2, 2010 19:21:52 GMT -5
Wish granted, but it stabs you with its spikes.
I wish for less pain
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Post by Cetasaurus on May 2, 2010 21:05:35 GMT -5
Wish granted, but now your corruption of my wish is basically void since it was pain-inducing.
I wish this dragon-cat would leave me alone.
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Post by killerinstinct on May 3, 2010 14:52:53 GMT -5
Wish granted, but now you feel too lonely.
I wish my cat-dragon was real.
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Post by Cetasaurus on May 3, 2010 19:58:38 GMT -5
Wish granted, but the government took it to run tests and whatnot.
I wish I hadn't taken my own dare to use this seizure skin for a week.
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Post by killerinstinct on May 4, 2010 15:58:30 GMT -5
Wish granted, but someone else would dare you to take it.
I wish I would stop being so goddamn tired all the time.
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Post by Cetasaurus on Jun 14, 2010 17:51:42 GMT -5
Wish granted, but now you sleep away your spare time.
I wish I never had to get thirsty.
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Post by Golden Emblem on Jun 14, 2010 20:33:51 GMT -5
Wish granted, but instead you need to punch random people in order to live.
I wish I had a job.
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Post by Griffin on Jun 14, 2010 20:40:58 GMT -5
Wish granted, but it's as a voulenteer.
I wish my bike had rockets.
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Post by Celia on Jun 14, 2010 21:11:10 GMT -5
Granted, but it makes you fly into the Sun (like a boss.)
I wish Brandon would change his sig back to that amputee porn, becuase that distorted photo makes me cringe.
(I am aware that becuase is spelled incorrectly.)
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