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Post by Golden Emblem on Oct 26, 2009 19:02:29 GMT -5
Wish granted, but they're Diamonds from Sierra Lione and Kayne West keeps popping in to interrupt you.
I wish that I'll do well on my classics mid-term.
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Post by Celia on Nov 1, 2009 21:10:53 GMT -5
Wish granted, but it turns out that nothing on the test will ever help you land a job and you later kill yourself because whatever institution that you took a classics course in (presumably college) put you in crippleing debt.
I wish that I could punch people I meet on the internet in the face using only my mind while in the comfort of own home.
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Post by Admin on Nov 1, 2009 21:15:28 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you die in quicksand.
I wish Celia cut her hair so she's look like Jack from Harvest Moon...
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Post by Celia on Nov 3, 2009 16:46:29 GMT -5
Wish granted, but I gauge out your eyes before you get a chance to see it.
I wish social awkwardness would be completely eradicated in the world.
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Post by Griffin on Nov 3, 2009 21:12:39 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you are cursed with emotional awkwardness.
I wish that opening night goes off without a hitch.
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Post by Golden Emblem on Nov 3, 2009 21:20:20 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you are cursed with emotional awkwardness. I wish that opening night goes off without a hitch. Wish granted, but once all of the nights are finished, you break a leg. I wish that I would get a phone call from CP. |
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Post by Bitchy Grammar Queen on Nov 3, 2009 21:47:43 GMT -5
Wish granted, but CP is child porn and you get arrested. I wish I knew how to "gauge" someone's eyes out. |
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Post by Golden Emblem on Nov 3, 2009 21:55:42 GMT -5
Wish granted, but your head explodes.
I wish my floormates were quiet.
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Post by Admin on Nov 3, 2009 22:05:32 GMT -5
Granted, but Michael is alive. I wish for a non-poisoned tootsie pop.  |
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Post by Golden Emblem on Nov 4, 2009 14:01:37 GMT -5
Wish granted, but it has a razor blade in it.
I wish I wasn't in philosophy of logic class.
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Post by Celia on Nov 4, 2009 17:20:28 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you now live in a world where there is no philosophy or logic, and you are killed by a mongolian warlord.
I wish I had a giant robot to crush my enemies.
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Post by littlemadworld on Nov 4, 2009 21:48:43 GMT -5
Wish granted but of course, the robot spirals out of your control, makes its own army and takes over the world ending the reign of man on earth.
I wish I could have a hundred more wishes.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2009 7:14:42 GMT -5
Granted, but they all get corrupted
I wish I could grow back my cool long hair.
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Post by Celia on Nov 5, 2009 18:40:55 GMT -5
Granted, but your hair soon becomes self aware, and strangles you.
I wish something horrible would happen to me as a result of this wish.
((Ha! Corrupt that!))
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Post by Golden Emblem on Nov 5, 2009 19:42:22 GMT -5
Granted, but your hair soon becomes self aware, and strangles you. I wish something horrible would happen to me as a result of this wish. ((Ha! Corrupt that!)) Wish granted, but the definition of "horrible" is changed to "something which is good" before your wish can be granted and you get a box of chocolate instead. I wish my philosophy assignment would finish itself. |
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Post by Celia on Nov 22, 2009 16:31:21 GMT -5
Granted, but the unlimited source of power comes from harvesting electricity from humans in pods, like in 'The Matrix'.
You are in one of those pods with no form of virtual reality to keep you entertained for the rest of your life.
I wish I were gay.
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Post by shadowdeath on Nov 22, 2009 18:34:13 GMT -5
Wish granted, but the rest of the world is straight.
I wish I had no homework to do.
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Post by Celia on Nov 22, 2009 20:27:02 GMT -5
Granted, but you have to pick your own corruption from one of the responces to one of the dozens of people who already wished for that exact same thing on this thread.
I wish I could stop time (and be able to start it up again) at will.
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Post by Admin on Nov 22, 2009 22:52:34 GMT -5
Wish Granted, but you stop with the time, and remain in a timeless hell.
I wish for some fabric to sew with...
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Post by daryl1730 on Nov 23, 2009 2:44:31 GMT -5
Wish granted but you run out of thread.
I wish for this to be the last post on ToM. Ever.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 23, 2009 6:57:20 GMT -5
Granted. I wish it would snow already.  |
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Post by Golden Emblem on Nov 23, 2009 9:40:32 GMT -5
Wish granted. It snows everywhere but in Ottawa.
I wish I could keep my room clean.
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Post by daryl1730 on Nov 23, 2009 11:35:02 GMT -5
Wish granted, but the rest of the house is still a mess.
I wish I had perfect vision. And that none of my other senses got worse.
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Post by Golden Emblem on Nov 23, 2009 11:43:19 GMT -5
Wish granted, but the rest of the house is still a mess. I wish I had perfect vision. And that none of my other senses got worse. (I live in a dorm! Your corruption is invalid. ) Wish granted, but everything in the world becomes fuzzy and blurred. I wish it was December 16th at 2:00 PM. |
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Post by shadowdeath on Nov 23, 2009 18:16:41 GMT -5
Wish granted, but it's the year 1802.
I wish that I had a program that could write essays for me.
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Post by Admin on Nov 23, 2009 23:32:20 GMT -5
Wish granted, but all the essays are always about dimples. Nothing except dimples.
I wish that I had a keyboard that cleaned itself and never broke, and was a PC keyboard, and that it doesn't break my computer, and that my computer doesn't break, and the power doesn't go out.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2009 18:19:33 GMT -5
Granted but the room the computer was in blows up.
I wish I could "Dig a pony"
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Post by Celia on Apr 17, 2010 21:19:21 GMT -5
Granted, but when you're finished, the pony digs you.
With its penis
I wish ToM would wise from its internet grave as a zombie and go bite some people.
People which do not include myself.
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Post by Bitchy Grammar Queen on Apr 17, 2010 21:41:50 GMT -5
Wish granted, but we get ten more people like me.
I wish ten more people like me would join ToM.
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Post by Golden Emblem on Apr 17, 2010 22:17:04 GMT -5
Wish granted, but they all get banned after their first post.
I wish for more members like Kinda.
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