Wish Corruption Game

[Griffin]

Wish granted, but each one only possess one of the qualities of Kinda, therefore, not equaling Kinda's awesome glory.

I wish my effing allergies would go away.

[Celia]

Granted, but all plants on earth die simultaneously several weeks before your wish is fully fulfilled. People find out that you are responsible and are lynched in a horrifying manner.

I wish Monster Hunter Tri would come out already.

[daryl1730]

Wish granted, but its gameplay leaves much to be desired.

I wish for Kinda to corrupt my wish.

[killerinstinct]

Wish granted, except I didn't corrupt it.

I wish for uni to end already.

[Admin]

Wish granted, but you FAILED.

I wish for a wish.

[Griffin]

Wish granted, but you're not allowed to use it.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish.

[killerinstinct]

Wish granted, but you're corrupted instead.

I wish summer would be here already.

[daryl1730]

Wish granted but it's too hot to have any fun or enjoy yourself.

I wish more people used the 'Pirate' theme

[Cetasaurus]

Wish granted, but only after returning from the hospital after the seizure-inducing theme.

I wish I had a pen.

(Um... is that right?)

[killerinstinct]

(Yes it is.)

Wish granted, but it doesn't have any ink left in it.

I wish I didn't have to study.

[Cetasaurus]

Wish granted, but you might fail the test.

I wish there were fairies in my room.

[Admin]

Wish granted, but they're all large plumbers named Gritzy, and they have no magic abilities. Just plungers. But they have fairy wings!

I wish this wish is not corrupted by someone who wants me to drown in quicksand.

[Cetasaurus]

Wish granted, I want you to drown in.... bubbles or something.

I wish I could fly.

[Admin]

Wish granted, but it costs you $600 per ticket, and the in flight movie isn't free.

I wish I could set a sexy world record.

[daryl1730]

Wish granted. You set "World's Sexiest homicide victim".

I wish Brandon a safe night.

[Griffin]

Wish granted, but Kinda dies instead AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.

I wish Kinda could teleport freely.

[Bitchy Grammar Queen]

Wish granted, but she teleports onto me

I wish Kinda would teleport onto me.

[killerinstinct]

Wish granted, but it turns out she's a man.

I wish I was a vampire (but not the sparkly kind).

[Celia]

Wish granted, but it's day and your window happens to be open, so the sun shines on you and you explode, or something like that.

I wish North Korea would just cut out already.

[Admin]

Wish granted, but now South Korea is acting up.

I wish that I was on Match Game.

[Griffin]

Wish granted, but you're only a spectator.

I wish my dogs wouldn't be so stupid and eat my stuff.

[Admin]

Wish granted, but they consider dog food to be your stuff, so they starve.

I wish I was a unicorn.

[daryl1730]

Wish granted, but poachers kill you and sell your horn and blood to wizards.

I wish for tasty ice cream.

[Admin]

Wish granted, but you die in quicksand.

I wish for a pool of quicksand!

[daryl1730]

Wish granted, but you die in it.

I wish my salsa wasn't chunky.

[Griffin]

Wish granted, but you you were seeing a mirage. The sand was really water.

I wish for a faster computer.

[Cetasaurus]

Wish granted, but it's too fast for you to keep up. (...That was kinda lame of me... Eh, I've got nothing better. )

I wish I had a magic pencil.

[killerinstinct]

WIsh granted, but it kills you with its magic.

I wish for PONEYS!

[daryl1730]

No one corrupted my last wish

Wish granted, but you soon find that they're a lot more expensive and time consuming than you'd thought, and you're forced to either give them up or drop out of university.

I wish for life on Europa

[Admin]

Wish granted, but it turns out that Europa is actually the name of a fat girl. And right about now, she wants you to get the fuck off of her.

I wish Taylor Swift had a 3rd leg.