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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2009 12:36:13 GMT -5
Granted, but I make it so you have to fix it and not me
I wish I had a trillion Zimbabwe dollars.
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Post by daryl1730 on Jul 21, 2009 16:25:06 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you get it in $1 bills. I wish Zimbabwe's economy wasn't  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2009 8:49:11 GMT -5
Granted, but just because they're happy with their economy, doesn't mean it's good.
I wish I had a good laptop :<
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Post by daryl1730 on Jul 22, 2009 10:49:18 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you take care of your possessions like shit, and break it.
I wish I wasn't so tired.
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Post by Golden Emblem on Jul 23, 2009 8:24:36 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you're never tired again, so you never sleep again.
I wish that I could be inspired to write again.
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Post by Hauskaz on Jul 23, 2009 14:08:19 GMT -5
Granted, but your writing sucks.
I wish I didn't inconvenience this guy I bought a ThinkPad Mini Dock off of.
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Post by daryl1730 on Jul 23, 2009 22:23:29 GMT -5
Wish granted, but now he inconveniences you. Twice. And doesn't feel sorry.
I wish ... hsiw I
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Post by Will on Jul 23, 2009 23:31:45 GMT -5
Granted, but tub ,detnarG.
I wish for OVER 9000!!!
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Post by daryl1730 on Jul 24, 2009 1:02:45 GMT -5
Granted; You get diagnosed for over 9,000 different terminal illnesses.
I wish for more wishes.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2009 12:20:32 GMT -5
Granted, but they all get corrupted.
I wish Daryl would learn to love music.
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Post by Hauskaz on Jul 24, 2009 14:37:17 GMT -5
Granted, but he loves The Jonas Brothers.
I wish my package would come.
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Post by Golden Emblem on Jul 24, 2009 15:22:08 GMT -5
Granted, but your other package never will.
I wish that I could get a Playstation 2.
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Post by Hauskaz on Jul 24, 2009 15:43:26 GMT -5
Granted, but it succumbs to disc read errors.
I wish my goddamn package would come.
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Post by Bitchy Grammar Queen on Jul 24, 2009 16:50:23 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you drop it and it breaks. I wish someone would play Magical Drop 3 with me. |
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Post by Griffin on Aug 5, 2009 15:07:32 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you die when the game ends.
I wish ToM wouldn't die.
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Post by Golden Emblem on Aug 5, 2009 16:33:45 GMT -5
Wish granted, but Gametalk dies- wait, nevermind.
I wish that September would come faster.
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Post by Griffin on Aug 5, 2009 22:32:23 GMT -5
Wish granted, but August goes away forever and throws the universe out of rotation.
I wish I could come up with a title for the writing contest.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2009 12:04:01 GMT -5
Granted, but the wish won't come true for another month.
I wish I had an awesome and a nice dog that lives forever.
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Post by Hauskaz on Aug 6, 2009 15:17:56 GMT -5
Granted, but you're allergic to it.
I wish I had a cat for a coffee table.
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Post by Bitchy Grammar Queen on Aug 6, 2009 15:28:07 GMT -5
Wish granted, but Michael yells at you again. I wish I could go back to my castle and munch sweet tacos. |
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Post by Admin on Aug 6, 2009 15:36:23 GMT -5
Wish granted, but there's a naked lady there distracting you from your tacos.
I wish that all my dreams were cataloged in a magic scrapbook.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2009 19:59:50 GMT -5
Granted, but you lose the scrapbook.
I wish Tyler had a cat as a coffee table.
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Post by Hauskaz on Aug 9, 2009 20:11:54 GMT -5
Granted, but PETA disagrees.
I wish the pots on this amp weren't total shit.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 25, 2009 20:51:44 GMT -5
Granted, but you're banned. I wish my Karma wasn't -2 but +2!  |
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Post by daryl1730 on Oct 25, 2009 23:15:24 GMT -5
Granted, but it takes many hours to get there.
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Post by Admin on Oct 25, 2009 23:58:41 GMT -5
Granted!
I wish for a purple wig.
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Post by daryl1730 on Oct 26, 2009 2:31:54 GMT -5
Granted, but it gives you hives.
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Post by Bitchy Grammar Queen on Oct 26, 2009 12:07:32 GMT -5
Granted, but they're ZERG HIVES!
I wish I had a Zerg Hive.
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Post by Griffin on Oct 26, 2009 18:50:03 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you can't produce any units and Firebats come and burn it down.
I wish for less homework.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2009 18:59:18 GMT -5
Granted, but since you don't study you fail.
I wish I was in the sky with diamonds : D
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