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Post by Will on Jul 18, 2009 2:14:11 GMT -5
Wish granted, but everything freezes over.
I wish Pinocchio played guitar.
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Post by daryl1730 on Jul 18, 2009 2:30:32 GMT -5
Wish granted, but he doesn't survive the great freezing.
I wish everything didn't freeze over.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2009 9:12:45 GMT -5
Granted, but everything catches on fire.
I wish Daryl was a spaceman!
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Post by Admin on Jul 18, 2009 9:43:35 GMT -5
Wish granted, and he becomes president of the world, due to his great success.
First law he makes: Kill Matt Day.
I wish Canada wasn't cold.
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Post by Hauskaz on Jul 18, 2009 11:28:11 GMT -5
Granted, except it wasn't cold to begin with, and you've now wasted your wish.
I wish solid state drives were cheaper and higher capacity.
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Post by Will on Jul 19, 2009 17:19:48 GMT -5
Granted, but now I have no idea what that is. >_>
I wish I could convert binary to hexidecimal without a calculator.
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Post by daryl1730 on Jul 19, 2009 18:11:11 GMT -5
Granted, but "hexidecimal" is actually the name for base 17.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2009 20:57:01 GMT -5
Granted, but you win the lottery.
I wish I always had one more song on itunes than Tyler.
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Post by daryl1730 on Jul 19, 2009 21:14:22 GMT -5
I grant your your wish, but every new song is a Jonas Brothers song. And now you're a Jonas Fanboy.
I wish for Matt to give the crayon in his signature a different color.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2009 22:13:38 GMT -5
Granted, but he changes it back right after he changes it for the first time. I wish a hot girl would love me and I loved her back  Also no STDs. |
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Post by Bitchy Grammar Queen on Jul 19, 2009 22:43:58 GMT -5
Wish granted, but it's Daryl's sister. Wish granted, but she's dead. Wish granted, but it's the Hai2u girl. Wish granted, but it's the menstrual porn girl. Wish granted, but she becomes incredibly fat. Wish granted, but she's literally hot, and you melt when you touch her. Wish granted, but she's already someone else's girlfriend. Wish granted, but she's a whore. Wish granted, but she's not real. Wish granted, but she has an octopus on her. Wish granted, but she's your mom. I wish Matt hadn't put "Daryl's sweaty dirty hairy hand" on the list of 40 girls I should have sex with. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2009 22:46:38 GMT -5
Wish Denied because it is epic.
I wish michael would just sit back and let Daryl roll up his sleeve and....
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Post by daryl1730 on Jul 19, 2009 23:25:51 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2009 23:48:45 GMT -5
Granted, but get ready because Michael rolls up his sleeve and...
i wish my glasses weren't so dirty.
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Post by daryl1730 on Jul 20, 2009 3:00:23 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you rub them so hard cleaning them that you change their prescription. Whoops.
I wish for the world's IQ to raise a commutative sixty billion points.
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Post by Will on Jul 20, 2009 3:36:09 GMT -5
Wish granted, but it only raises in one person. Me.
I wish I could eat ten bagels at once.
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Post by daryl1730 on Jul 20, 2009 4:00:07 GMT -5
Wish granted, but the pressure of fitting ten bagels in your mouth at once affects your brain, making your IQ drop by sixty billion and fifteen points.
I wish I didn't wait until 5am to go to sleep.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2009 9:09:50 GMT -5
Granted, but you wait until 5:01 AM
I wish my toilet was cleaner.
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Post by daryl1730 on Jul 20, 2009 10:39:27 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you just make it dirty again. >=(
I wish all three of the dogs surrounding me weren't licking themselves.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2009 10:47:01 GMT -5
Granted, but they decide to lick your crotch.
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Post by Hauskaz on Jul 20, 2009 11:03:42 GMT -5
Silked.
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Post by daryl1730 on Jul 20, 2009 11:12:20 GMT -5
Well now it is.
I declare this game officially over. Since I made the last valid post, I am the clear winner.
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Post by Golden Emblem on Jul 20, 2009 11:19:00 GMT -5
Well now it is. I declare this game officially over. Since I made the last valid post, I am the clear winner. Wish granted, but then Queen Spider resurrects the game. I wish that I wasn't on this list. |
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Post by daryl1730 on Jul 20, 2009 11:55:32 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you can't open .rar files.
I wish I wasn't on that list either.
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Post by Golden Emblem on Jul 20, 2009 16:45:48 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you're on the new list that has 100 girls on it.
I wish another two-player Resident Evil game would come out.
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Post by Will on Jul 20, 2009 16:57:36 GMT -5
Wish granted, (assuming you've played RE5), Resident Evil 6: Revenge of THE DUDE WITH A POTATO SACK AS HIS HEAD!!
I wish my hair would grow back out before I have to start filming. ._.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2009 20:09:14 GMT -5
Granted, but you wake up to find Daryl has shaved your hair.
I wish Daryl would stop shaving everyone's hair.
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Post by daryl1730 on Jul 20, 2009 21:54:34 GMT -5
Wish granted, but he floods your maze with lava.
I wish for lava.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2009 10:18:00 GMT -5
Granted, but it ends up in your little room under the flag.
I wish for ten dollars.
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Post by Hauskaz on Jul 21, 2009 12:28:13 GMT -5
Granted, but it's Zimbabwe dollars.
I wish Daryl didn't de-lake the east side of the map.
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