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Post by shadowdeath on Oct 28, 2007 11:17:22 GMT -5
Wish granted but everyone realizes you don't get sick a lot, so then they start taking your cells and stuff as a way to fight against diseases.
I wish for food.
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Post by Daryl on Oct 28, 2007 11:51:33 GMT -5
Wish granted, but then everyone sees how you can just 'get' food, and they disect you to try and cure Global Hunger.
I wish for a Rubiks Cube.
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Post by shadowdeath on Oct 28, 2007 13:47:19 GMT -5
Wish granted but you're never able to solve it.
I wish I got the 4x4 rubik's cube.
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Post by Daryl on Oct 28, 2007 14:12:32 GMT -5
Wish granted, but it takes you like 10 minutes to solve it, so everyone laughs at you. I wish I had the 6x6 Rubik's Cube. |
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Post by shadowdeath on Oct 28, 2007 15:58:19 GMT -5
Wish granted but it breaks and you can't put it back together.
I wish this torrent would finish downloading my file.
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Post by Admin on Oct 28, 2007 17:31:37 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you get testicular cancer. Also, your hands fall off. Atleast your computer LOOKS nice.
I wish to spoon.
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Post by Daryl on Oct 28, 2007 17:46:12 GMT -5
Wish granted, but someone forks you.
I wish I was immune to headaches.
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Post by Admin on Oct 28, 2007 18:22:17 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you're very mune to colds.
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Post by shadowdeath on Oct 28, 2007 19:06:25 GMT -5
I wish ST made a wish.
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Post by Daryl on Oct 28, 2007 19:39:15 GMT -5
Wish granted, but now Daryl didn't make a wish.
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Post by Admin on Oct 28, 2007 19:45:06 GMT -5
Wish granted, but BDR dies in quicksand.
I wish I remembered to make a wish! Wait... no... I wish I never replied to this!
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Post by killerinstinct on Oct 29, 2007 3:39:35 GMT -5
Wish granted, but it's too late  I wish ST would stop granting wishes by making BDR die in quicksand. |
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Post by Daryl on Oct 29, 2007 13:53:45 GMT -5
Wish granted, but BDR dies in quicksand.
I wish ST would corrupt this wish with another variant of BDR's death.
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Post by killerinstinct on Oct 29, 2007 15:34:55 GMT -5
Wish granted, but ST was out of ideas.
I wish someone other than BDR is chosen as a victim of a quicksand.
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Post by shadowdeath on Oct 29, 2007 16:04:54 GMT -5
Wish granted but you're the new victim.
I wish I had a working starcraft cd key that could go onto bnet
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Post by TOKAM on Oct 29, 2007 16:22:11 GMT -5
Wish granted, but your StarCraft file gets corrupted.
I wish I hadn't stayed up so late playing games.
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Post by killerinstinct on Oct 29, 2007 16:51:38 GMT -5
Wish granted, but now you spend the entire day playing games. That may sound pleasant, but you fail university and get fired from your job, cause you're going to neither.
I wish I wasn't so lazy.
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Post by shadowdeath on Oct 29, 2007 17:14:56 GMT -5
Wish granted but now you made me lazier than ever.
I wish for one miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillion dollars.
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Post by Admin on Oct 29, 2007 23:00:39 GMT -5
Wish granted, but miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillion is Arachnalim for -35. You now owe the Arachnalim Society 35 dollars.
I wish that BDR dies in the endless vacuum of space.
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Post by shadowdeath on Oct 30, 2007 13:59:07 GMT -5
Wish granted but BDR meets an alien in space and has the power to make things happen. Like making you die in quicksand for the amount of times you made her die in quicksand.
I wish I was better at guessing Starcraft CD keys
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Post by Admin on Nov 7, 2007 18:37:01 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you're still SD, therefore, still a nerd. Also, you'll never get laid. And if you did get laid, they were a man.
I wish for more ice kreem.
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Post by Daryl on Nov 7, 2007 18:42:53 GMT -5
Wish granted, but Kreem isn't tasty.
I wish for more Trek.
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Post by killerinstinct on Nov 7, 2007 19:10:28 GMT -5
Wish granted, but instead of Star Trek, it's Earth Trek. And it's a terrible spin-off of Star Trek.
I wish I could go back in time.
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Post by Daryl on Nov 7, 2007 19:56:39 GMT -5
Aww...
Wish granted, but you can't control where or when in time you appear. You try anyways and appear in the stomache of a Dinosaur.
I wish Earth Trek would get cancelled after 2 seasons.
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Post by shadowdeath on Nov 7, 2007 21:39:40 GMT -5
Wish granted but due to poor ratings they decide not to air Star Trek.
I wish I had super powers.
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Post by Admin on Nov 7, 2007 21:57:03 GMT -5
Wish granted, but your only power is to shrink your penis. Also, it can't regrow.
I wish I could do a perfect Irish Stepdance.
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Post by Daryl on Nov 7, 2007 22:00:21 GMT -5
Wish granted, but the stepdance gives you cancer. Also, you can't cure the cancer.
I wish SD had cooler superpowers.
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Post by Admin on Nov 7, 2007 22:21:53 GMT -5
Wish granted. Now his penis can turn invisible.
I wish that my cancer wasn't the thing that kills me, and that I die in a painless trainwreck 80 years from now.
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Post by shadowdeath on Nov 7, 2007 22:31:04 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you're on your way to meet your long lost love.
I wish I didn't forget to make wishes.
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Post by Admin on Nov 7, 2007 22:37:38 GMT -5
Wish granted, but BDR dies in quicksand.
I wish quicksand was slower.
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