Wish Corruption Game

[Daryl]

Wish granted, but he wishes to be frozen in time instead.

I wish I was frozen until the year 2100, I was alive, I wasn't on a stranded island way away from advanced civilization, that I'm not disabled in any way/shape/form, that people like me and invite me to parties, that people give a damn about me, that no one wanted to rape me or do anything bad to me in any way/shape/form, and that I never drank, was really cool, didn't get in any trouble with the law, and that colleges loved me, but didn't spam me, and that I got a cool job, and that Dana wasn't the worlds overlord, or anyone else I don't like for that matter, and that no one who could in any way inconvenience me was overlord, and that instead of overlord, the government was largely unchanged, and there isn't a world ruler. Also, Mars is Teraformed, and humans have an undepletable source of power, which could get me to anywhere in the galaxy for, like, $50/lightyear. Really really fast, too. Maybe even superluminal, in a nonlocal sense of course. My job is also super cool, but not so cool I don't take money. In fact, I get good money. But I don't love it so much I never leave, and I get tons of vacation, and don't get fired or demoted. Or promoted to a boring position. Also, the stock market is the strongest it's ever been, I can't die, my currency is the best and most useful, I'm rich, and I don't die between or during the freezing and unfreezing processes, or lose any of myself during the process.

[shadowdeath]

Wish granted but everyone else dies leaving you completely alone in the world.

I wish Daryl realizes he'll never win.

[Daryl]

Wish granted, but that doesn't mean he won't stop trying.

I wish I was frozen until the year 2100, I was alive, I wasn't on a stranded island way away from advanced civilization, that I'm not disabled in any way/shape/form, that people like me and invite me to parties, that people give a damn about me, that no one wanted to rape me or do anything bad to me in any way/shape/form, and that I never drank, was really cool, didn't get in any trouble with the law, and that colleges loved me, but didn't spam me, and that I got a cool job, and that Dana wasn't the worlds overlord, or anyone else I don't like for that matter, and that no one who could in any way inconvenience me was overlord, and that instead of overlord, the government was largely unchanged, and there isn't a world ruler. Also, Mars is Teraformed, and humans have an undepletable source of power, which could get me to anywhere in the galaxy for, like, $50/lightyear. Really really fast, too. Maybe even superluminal, in a nonlocal sense of course. My job is also super cool, but not so cool I don't take money. In fact, I get good money. But I don't love it so much I never leave, and I get tons of vacation, and don't get fired or demoted. Or promoted to a boring position. Also, the stock market is the strongest it's ever been, I can't die, my currency is the best and most useful, I'm rich, and I don't die between or during the freezing and unfreezing processes, or lose any of myself during the process, and everyone else isn't dead. In fact, there are the perfect number of people alive.

[shadowdeath]

Wish granted but when you travel lightspeed everyone grows older and when you return everyone you knew was dead. But there are still a perfect number of people alive. Just people you don't know.

I wish my dad didn't use bittorrent all the time.

[Admin]

Wish granted. Now he uses crystal meth.

I wish that Daryl eats a whole airplane!

[shadowdeath]

Wish granted, but the you're inside it!

I wish I was better at dancing.

[Admin]

Wish granted, but you have HUGE feet now.

I wish SD was a girl named Coliphony.

[shadowdeath]

Wish granted but you were gay and liked me but it looks like I'm a girl now. Sorry.

I wish all my grades went up by 10%.

[killerinstinct]

Wish granted but you have to spend 50% more of your time studying to have that!

I wish I could learn to play the cello.

[shadowdeath]

Wish granted but halfway you realize you're playing the bass.

I wish I was better at counter strike.

[Admin]

Wish granted, but BDR drowns in quicksand, therefore... ToM's mourning causes you to go madly insane, causing you to kill yourself. Oops?

I wish Ice melted!

[killerinstinct]

Wish granted but then because she melted, all the ice in the world melts and the ocean's level goes up and you drown.

I wish my internet connection was faster.

[Daryl]

shadowdeath said:

Wish granted but when you travel lightspeed everyone grows older and when you return everyone you knew was dead. But there are still a perfect number of people alive. Just people you don't know.

I wish my dad didn't use bittorrent all the time.

I win!

Wish granted, but your disconnection rate is directly proportional to your speed.

I wish I could think of another wish that SD couldn't corrupt.

[killerinstinct]

Wish granted but you get corrupted in the process.

I wish I could buy all the stuff I ever wanted.

[shadowdeath]

Wish granted but you can't sell all the crap you bought.

I wish I was in perfect health.

[Daryl]

Wish granted, but you get hit by a car.

I wish people would stop saying I sucked.

[shadowdeath]

Wish granted but now you suck balls instead.

I wish I had better photoshop skills.

[Admin]

Wish granted, but you only use your new powers to photoshops pictures of you giving blowjobs. Atleast it looks real!

I wish 4 lol.

[shadowdeath]

Wish granted, but you laugh out loud when you're suppose to be sleeping, and your parents wake up and hear you, and they get mad at you.

I wish I had better grammar.

[Daryl]

Wish granted, but now you have a really bad Asian accent, and whenever you talk, people ask if you're Asian. Then they ask where in Asia you're from, even if you lie and say no, because the accent is so obvious. Even your parents and friends do this.

I wish the old narrator from "How It's Made" would come back. >=( Or they could atleast get Mike Rowe to narrate it. He's a kick-ass narrator.

[shadowdeath]

Wish granted but you don't get to watch "How It's Made" anymore.

I wish any college in the world would accept me.

[killerinstinct]

Wish granted but all highschools in the world rejects you, so you can't enter college anyway.

I wish SD would stop being an upside down version of S-D.

[TOKAM]

Wish granted, but now S-D is an upside-down version of SD.

I wish Portal had been about twelve hours longer.


EDIT: Version of SD, even.

[killerinstinct]

Wish granted but it's 12 extra hours of boredom.

I wish I knew what TOKAM's typo was.

[Admin]

Wish granted, but his typo was 'Wish granted, but now S-D is an upside-down version of that stupid bitch.' And since you assume that he means you, you hit him, though, in reality he meant AA.

I wish for a dollar.

[shadowdeath]

Wish granted but it's not a US dollar.

I wish I had the orange box. Which apparently TOKAM has. No fair!

[Admin]

Wish granted, but it's been melted down to the point where it doesn't even look like a game.

I wish I could see SD's face when he tries to stick that melted blob into his game system!

[shadowdeath]

Wish granted but I'm wearing a mask, so you don't really see my face.

I wish I had all the Scrubs DVDs.

[Daryl]

Wish granted, but wishes don't equal money, and the RIAA sues you for the maximum fine of $250,000 per episode.

I wish SD didn't have to pay the RIAA fine, and also that I knew the movie-industry equivilent of the RIAA, and that no one would point out that I said the RIAA instead of whatever that is.

[Admin]

Wish granted, but you go bulimic and your brain melts, then Dana pulls your feeding tube.

I wish that I wasn't so sick all the time.