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Post by killerinstinct on Jan 21, 2008 19:07:07 GMT -5
I wish Daryl didn't forget to make a wish.
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Post by Daryl on Jan 21, 2008 19:18:14 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you forgot to grant Daryl's wish, which makes you equally irritating.
I wish people would stop wishing that people forgot to do things; It must've been the most wished wish thus far!
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Post by killerinstinct on Jan 21, 2008 19:27:42 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you've just continued the cycle! So it's all your fault!
I wish ToM was more alive and more people came on.
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Post by Daryl on Jan 21, 2008 19:44:17 GMT -5
Wish granted, but too many people came on, and used up all of ToMs bandwidth, which made banner ads appear between the 1st and 2nd post on every page! AHH!
I wish for skittles.
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Post by Admin on Feb 1, 2008 0:24:02 GMT -5
Wish granted, but one contains a tapeworm, so you lose 50 pounds, and eventally poop it out half-way, and then it's NASTEH!
I wish my breath smelled like cinnemon.
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Post by shadowdeath on Feb 1, 2008 12:30:54 GMT -5
Wish granted but everyone is allergic to cinnamon. So you end up killing everyone with your breath.
I wish for a snowday. Hey look, I did get one!
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Post by Daryl on Feb 1, 2008 14:36:58 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you just wished that to brag, so you're still an asshole.
I wish my breath smelled like Garlic. Hey look, it already does!
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Post by Admin on Feb 1, 2008 22:26:13 GMT -5
Wish granted, only now it's so powerful, you DIE!
I wish I understood the new modern lingo these kids are using nowadays...
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Post by Daryl on Feb 1, 2008 22:50:18 GMT -5
Wish granted, but "yo" just confuse everyone else!
I wish Michael could come in 1st place on Urladex.
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Post by Admin on Feb 2, 2008 12:38:39 GMT -5
Wish granted, but then he gains 500 pounds and dies of heart failure. Now that he's dead, you're the most useless member on ToM now (for some reason).
I wish for a candy cane!
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Post by Daryl on Feb 2, 2008 17:25:18 GMT -5
Wish granted, but it's super high in calories, and gives you some disease that makes you gain 500 pounds, then die of heart failure. >=(
I wish ST didn't make that mean wish granted thing about S-D!
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Post by Admin on Feb 3, 2008 11:36:44 GMT -5
Wish granted, but before I granted the wish, I was murdered! ~dun dun DUN!~ And there are only 2 suspects! You, and Clause Benedict, the psychotic murderer. Even though Clause did it, everyone swears that they saw you do it, so you go to jail (life sentence). On the first day, you get your salad tossed by your new boyfriend, Tammy, and you're shanked on a daily basis. Eventually, you die of a flesh eating disease at the ancient age of 114. Also, when you're about 65, you and Tammy escape long enough to get married. What an adorable couple... <3
I wish that BDR dies in quicksand!
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Post by Daryl on Feb 3, 2008 12:50:40 GMT -5
Wish granted, but your real name is Tammy.
I wish I didn't move pizza night to Thursday last week.
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Post by Admin on Feb 3, 2008 14:23:12 GMT -5
Wish granted, but the pizza was bad.
I wish that Walt Disney was alive again so he could DIE AGAIN! MUAHAHA!
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Post by Daryl on Feb 3, 2008 15:01:30 GMT -5
Wish granted, but he eats your brains while alive. Then he comes back as a zombie!
I wish for a million billion Pesos.
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Post by Admin on Feb 3, 2008 15:03:36 GMT -5
Wish granted, but the value of a million billion pesos is equal to 1/googolith of an American penny.
I wish there was an air powered car.
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Post by Daryl on Feb 3, 2008 15:09:33 GMT -5
Wish Granted. I wish the Air Powered Car would be in America, get more than 125 miles to the tank, and cost less than the current $2 to fill up the tank.
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Post by Daryl on Apr 15, 2008 1:17:44 GMT -5
Wish granted, but the new gasoline cars get 12 miles to the tank, but cost $1.11/tank! I wish my name wasn't blank  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2008 17:19:28 GMT -5
Wish granted but instead of Daryl your name is Coconut.
I wish everyone was able to breathe underwater.
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Post by Admin on Apr 15, 2008 17:23:29 GMT -5
Wish granted! But just because you can breathe underwater doesn't mean you can get oxygen from the water! You drown anyway!
I wish Matt tried to see if his wish came true!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2008 17:30:51 GMT -5
Wish granted, but he brought ST with him and both of them drowned.
I wish ST would eat McDonalds all time time for two years.
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Post by Griffin on Apr 15, 2008 17:40:06 GMT -5
Wish granted, but Brandon develops some mutant super metabolism and the fattening effects of McDonalds are reversed, giving some super health. Take THAT society!
I wish laguz were real.
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Post by Admin on Apr 15, 2008 22:15:07 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you're a Beorc, and they lol at you. Also, in a double whammy effect, black people would notice that the Beorc-Laguz thing is similar in ways to the other race issue, and would sure the makers of FE for portraying them as barbaric. Honestly, DoD, was the wish worth it?
I wish Daryl would get a lucky potato!
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Post by Daryl on Apr 15, 2008 22:51:42 GMT -5
Wish granted, but I accidentally eat it. I wish no one anywhere had ever heard that anyone anywhere ever liked mudkip! |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2008 5:47:37 GMT -5
Wish granted but you turn into mudkip!
I wish for Daryl to become a lucky potato!
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Post by Daryl on Apr 16, 2008 13:33:22 GMT -5
Wish granted, but he wins th lottery. Three times.
I wish CHOCOLATE
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2008 15:19:24 GMT -5
Wish granted, but the chocolate mutated into poo.
I wish for super advanced computers that will never die and are super fast!
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Post by shadowdeath on Apr 24, 2008 21:06:53 GMT -5
Wish granted but they take over the world.
I wish I get 100% on all my quizes and tests tomororw.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 24, 2008 21:27:02 GMT -5
Wish granted but the person who wrote the tests was a retard, so the tests make you so stupid your head explodes!
I wish for Daryl to go on a long annoying wish rant.
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Post by Griffin on Jul 10, 2009 22:33:05 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you go deaf and never hear it.
I wish I could create soda out of rocks.
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