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My Vows
Mar 25, 2022 16:02:35 GMT -5
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Post by Admin on Mar 25, 2022 16:02:35 GMT -5
Hey nerds. I’m getting married in 2 days and haven’t written my vows. Why? Because I’m busy. Here is a rough draft.
I can’t promise you adventure, the planes in the sky, fancy cheese, fine wine, or a travelers life. Because what do we have when the sights have been seen, every landmark, peak, and valley a memory. The world isn’t that big. If a love is based on adventure, there are only so many places to go.
Let me promise you home. A stable place to rest. I promise to complain just a little putting your shoes away and hanging up your coats and vests.
I promise you’ll wake up to a house that’s neat, because I’ll pick up the mess we left last night where you forgot your bowl of cherry pits next to your living room seat.
I promise you won’t feel alone, because a happy house is bustling, warm, has light and life, all on display for us to see, and love hidden all throughout.
I can’t promise you an adventurers life, but I promise we’ll have a beautiful life.
*does a kick flip into a volcano made of meth*
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My Vows
Mar 25, 2022 16:45:34 GMT -5
Post by Daryl on Mar 25, 2022 16:45:34 GMT -5
I didn't know you could skateboard! 🤩 That's so rad.
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My Vows
Mar 25, 2022 19:09:50 GMT -5
Post by Bitchy Grammar Queen on Mar 25, 2022 19:09:50 GMT -5
This is the worst story I've ever read.
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My Vows
Mar 26, 2022 10:20:09 GMT -5
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Post by Admin on Mar 26, 2022 10:20:09 GMT -5
This is the worst story I've ever read. I’ve never shown you my giant tits. Remind me to send you a picture of them, because they’re super fun and make a world of difference in imagining the characters
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My Vows
Mar 28, 2022 10:54:22 GMT -5
Post by Cetasaurus on Mar 28, 2022 10:54:22 GMT -5
Aww I think it's really sweet. Also congrats to you and your partner! Hope you have a lovely wedding.
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Post by Hauskaz on Apr 1, 2022 7:14:40 GMT -5
This is the worst story I've ever read. I’ve never shown you my giant tits. Remind me to send you a picture of them, because they’re super fun and make a world of difference in imagining the characters Did you ever show them your giant tits?
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matt
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My Vows
Apr 8, 2022 19:32:24 GMT -5
Post by matt on Apr 8, 2022 19:32:24 GMT -5
This is the worst story I've ever read. I’ve never shown you my giant tits. Remind me to send you a picture of them, because they’re super fun and make a world of difference in imagining the characters Did you ever show them your magnificent melons?
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