Post by matt on Apr 7, 2020 23:50:39 GMT -5
"Oh boy"
"Ohhhh boy"
Sprinting home, I knew I made a mistake. She said it would be fun and exciting! I should've known better. *brrrp* Oh how much regret I am filled with now. I don't know if I'll ever make it, but here I am. Five blocks, four blocks, never have I felt so far from home and yet been so close. Then again, Uncle Cleetus always said, damned if you do, damned if you don't. *brrrrrrp* Now I truly know what he meant.
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Something didn't smell right. Usually the mall smelled like shit, but today it had an unusal egg-like odor. I can't believe Jebediah dragged me out here just to cat call all the babes.
"Damnnn girl"
Personally, it wasn't my thing. I typically went for the shy girls that weren't interested in being approached. Then again, it's not like they approached me anyway. Maybe that's why I'm still single.
"Ooh where you goin' with that booty?"
Jeb always was able to get the ladies. He firmly believed that every swing was bound to hit a homerun. Then again, I never really understood baseball either.
"Hey baby, you dropped somethin'"
"Fuck off creep" the tall lady with a thicc trunk as she bounced away from us.
"Jeb, can we go home now? This is pointless."
"No man, there's so many of these birds. Look, you're not even trying. See that bitch over there? Go approach her. If you do that, we can leave."
I sighed. I knew if I didn't do this, he would chastise me for the rest of the day. Plus, she was way out of my league. Oh well, might as well get this day over with.
As I approached her, I noticed the smell of eggs grew stronger. This was really disgusting, this mall really needs to do something about the scent. The closer I got, the taller the lady appeared, and the stronger the smell of eggs became. It was disgusting.
"H-Hi t-t-there m-m-miss." I stammered
"Hey there honey, you looking for a good time?" the woman replied, in a deep manly voice.
"Ohhhh boy"
Sprinting home, I knew I made a mistake. She said it would be fun and exciting! I should've known better. *brrrp* Oh how much regret I am filled with now. I don't know if I'll ever make it, but here I am. Five blocks, four blocks, never have I felt so far from home and yet been so close. Then again, Uncle Cleetus always said, damned if you do, damned if you don't. *brrrrrrp* Now I truly know what he meant.
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Something didn't smell right. Usually the mall smelled like shit, but today it had an unusal egg-like odor. I can't believe Jebediah dragged me out here just to cat call all the babes.
"Damnnn girl"
Personally, it wasn't my thing. I typically went for the shy girls that weren't interested in being approached. Then again, it's not like they approached me anyway. Maybe that's why I'm still single.
"Ooh where you goin' with that booty?"
Jeb always was able to get the ladies. He firmly believed that every swing was bound to hit a homerun. Then again, I never really understood baseball either.
"Hey baby, you dropped somethin'"
"Fuck off creep" the tall lady with a thicc trunk as she bounced away from us.
"Jeb, can we go home now? This is pointless."
"No man, there's so many of these birds. Look, you're not even trying. See that bitch over there? Go approach her. If you do that, we can leave."
I sighed. I knew if I didn't do this, he would chastise me for the rest of the day. Plus, she was way out of my league. Oh well, might as well get this day over with.
As I approached her, I noticed the smell of eggs grew stronger. This was really disgusting, this mall really needs to do something about the scent. The closer I got, the taller the lady appeared, and the stronger the smell of eggs became. It was disgusting.
"H-Hi t-t-there m-m-miss." I stammered
"Hey there honey, you looking for a good time?" the woman replied, in a deep manly voice.
