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Post by Celia on Jan 6, 2013 21:35:18 GMT -5
This thread shall house the archives as well as any future conversations of note that I have on the Steam chat engine.
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Post by Celia on Jan 6, 2013 21:35:55 GMT -5
Pepperheart: so the riddler asks
Pepperheart: "batman, what has four walls, but two sides?"
Pepperheart: and i'm like
Pepperheart: "Nigma, please."
JFL: oh my god
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Post by Celia on Jan 6, 2013 21:36:09 GMT -5
Kettlehead: Not to make you feel superior or anything
Kettlehead: But I guess it's too late for that
Pepperheart: I guess i'm totally the best now
Kettlehead: I guess that is definitely true always
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Post by Celia on Jan 6, 2013 21:37:02 GMT -5
JFL is now playing Amnesia The Dark Descent
Pepperheart: UH OH
Pepperheart: WHAT'S ROUND THAT CORNER
JFL: oh lord
Pepperheart: IS IT THAT SPLIT-HEAD LIMP-DICK MONSTER
Pepperheart: OR IS IT THAT BLIND-ASS LIMP-DICK WATER MONSTER
JFL: oh my GOD
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Post by Celia on Jan 6, 2013 21:37:38 GMT -5
Pepperheart: we had otakus and urbanites at our high school but never in the same section of the venn diagram
Kettlehead: Urbanites?
Kettlehead: Is this a wisconsin term I don't know about
Pepperheart: it isn't
Pepperheart: I just made that up
Kettlehead: Very nice
Pepperheart: another one of my prodigal words i've coined
Pepperheart: like black-tagonist
Kettlehead: You rival Shakespeare
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Post by Celia on Jan 6, 2013 21:38:18 GMT -5
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Post by Celia on Jan 6, 2013 21:52:57 GMT -5
Pepperheart: i'll go tomorrow when I finish reading my portion of A Room of One's Own
ZHAO: A Ron Paul of One's Own
ZHAO: there; found a title for your next essay
Pepperheart: virginia wolfe wrote a room of one's own
Pepperheart: not ayn rand
ZHAO: wolfe? As in LONE wolfe? sounds like libertarianism
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Post by Celia on Jan 6, 2013 21:53:23 GMT -5
Carpenter King: <43
Carpenter King: *<3 I tried
Pepperheart: I can't believe that you would let a four get in the way of our passion
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Post by Celia on Jan 6, 2013 21:54:00 GMT -5
Pepperheart: i'm about to try the black-tagonist from dead space 2
Captain: that is a lovely word
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Post by Celia on Jan 6, 2013 21:54:37 GMT -5
ZHAO: I am... ashamed
Pepperheart: that pain will only make you stronger
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Post by Celia on Jan 6, 2013 21:59:35 GMT -5
Pepperheart: do I have a story for you
Pepperheart: are you on?
Kettlehead: Yes
Pepperheart: alright so
Pepperheart: starts out with
Pepperheart: there's this vending machine in my dorm
Pepperheart: and there's a label on it about how its healthy choices are marked with this symbol thing
Pepperheart: a leaf
Pepperheart: which didn't make any sense, but that's irrelevant
Kettlehead: Yes
Kettlehead: Okay
Pepperheart: so there's only two things in this vending machine with that marking
Pepperheart: so I decide to get one
Pepperheart: a bag of peanuts
Pepperheart: I walk out of the room
Pepperheart: literally the first thing I see is this cute girl sophie who I met at an obama rally
Pepperheart: she doesn't even live in my dorm so this is very startling
Pepperheart: my first thought is,
Pepperheart: "oh shit, I have peanut breath"
Pepperheart: and my second,
Pepperheart: "i now have to sabotage all of the attractive people around her"
Pepperheart: so I gave them all peanuts
Pepperheart: and that's pretty much the story
Kettlehead: ...
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Post by Hauskaz on Jan 7, 2013 0:39:26 GMT -5
I found none of these amusing.
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Post by Celia on Jan 7, 2013 1:07:46 GMT -5
I found none of these amusing.  you're breaking my heart Houskaz don't you know that my only goal in life is to please you personally? |
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Post by Hayley Elizabeth on Jan 7, 2013 18:26:57 GMT -5
LOL! You guys are so silly  |
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Post by Celia on Jan 21, 2013 21:53:18 GMT -5
Kettlehead: Chat me up I will make life interestinger
Kettlehead: Because boredom is in my opinion the most terrible thing one can encounter in life
Kettlehead: Also clowns
Kettlehead: I am here to help with the former thing
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Post by Hayley Elizabeth on Jan 21, 2013 22:18:48 GMT -5
I don't get it |
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Post by Celia on Jan 22, 2013 19:53:29 GMT -5
Pepperheart: I trust your judgement
Captain: that's a mistake
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Post by Celia on Feb 24, 2013 1:22:14 GMT -5
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Post by Celia on Feb 24, 2013 1:45:22 GMT -5
mistersmirks: WHAT WAS IT THAT YOU WANTED AGAIN
Pepperheart: I wanted us to do hoodlum things with our friends
mistersmirks: Somehow I thought capital letters will allow someone to hear me better
Pepperheart: it's a good thing because wouldn't have heard you if it weren't in caps
mistersmirks: Yes, it's difficult to understand my text through my thick accent
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Post by Celia on Feb 24, 2013 2:11:04 GMT -5
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Post by Celia on Mar 28, 2013 22:25:17 GMT -5
Pepperheart: never assume I would have a problem with a fictional version of myself putting his dick in another dick
Pepperheart: that's how gay sex works right
Captain: what
Kettlehead: Okay so I spit water across my shirt at that and now I have to go clean it up THANKS OBAMA
Captain: I think I need to see a diagram of that
Pepperheart: it's not THAT outlandish
Pepperheart: you have to lube it up first
Pepperheart: well maybe I should clarify
Pepperheart: that's how it works for gay GUYS
Kettlehead: It's immortalized forever man you can't clarify
Pepperheart: gay ladies is a whole other kettle of fish
Kettlehead: ...Wait is that not how it works for lesbians also
Pepperheart: no no
Kettlehead: What
Kettlehead: No you're wrong
Kettlehead: That's definitely how it's done always
Pepperheart: one of the ladies hold her breath and flexes her diaphragm
Pepperheart: that makes the vagina invert like one of those long balloons
Pepperheart: and then they have sex with that
Captain: oh my fucki ng god
Kettlehead: I think that happened to me once when I sneezed
Kettlehead: So it must be true
Kettlehead: Wow it gets me hella horny just thinking about it so it totally is anatomically possible
Captain: how
Captain: did we get on this topic of discussion
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Post by Celia on May 12, 2013 21:32:54 GMT -5
Celia: how about you? hooked any lookers lately?
Kettlehead: um
Kettlehead: Well actually yes but I've said no
Celia: OH DAYUM
Celia: THE HEARTBREAKER
Kettlehead: SHUT UP
Kettlehead: This has literally happened four times
Kettlehead: I'm sure it is much more difficult for them
Celia: THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKIN'
Kettlehead: I am going to rub your face off with a brillo pad
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Post by Hayley Elizabeth on May 13, 2013 15:30:31 GMT -5
I thought these were supposed to be interesting.
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Post by Hauskaz on May 13, 2013 17:53:56 GMT -5
It was established previously that they weren't. They're an archive or something.
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Post by Celia on May 16, 2013 15:46:57 GMT -5
Celia: i've started watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Brandon: Great, now you're a lesbian.
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Post by Hayley Elizabeth on May 16, 2013 17:26:52 GMT -5
Oh sweet, I guess that means I'm a lesbian ^_^
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Post by Celia on Jun 3, 2013 0:48:43 GMT -5
skoodenfroodie: 186 notes
skoodenfroodie: welcome to tumblr fame
Celia: the girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
skoodenfroodie: did you just fucking sing nickelback at me
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Post by Celia on Jun 3, 2013 0:54:34 GMT -5
Celia: 210 notes
Celia: 2 + 1 + 0 = 420
Celia: COINCIDENCE
skoodenfroodie: put that shit on your resume
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