Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2009 21:47:19 GMT -5
Chapter 1: Lmfaoduction
Our story takes place in a small town, a town called roflville. This town was a strange town, but not so strange that you would rofl over. You see it was strange enough that you would lol over. In fact our main character is called Lol. His sixteenth birthday was approaching you see, and he was quite excited. In roflville when you turn 16 you can apply for a license to fly a roflcopter. He expressed his excitement by spamming the bulletin boards and trolling under the bridge. His father, LOL, however wasn’t happy with his son’s excitement, because when LOL was little; his father wouldn’t tolerate that bullshit.
Lol’s best friend would have to be rofl, who was the son of mayor ROFL a very corrupt old man. When lol and rofl are together, all hell breaks loose. One time, they went too ol’ Chris Crocker’s house and insulted Britney Spears right in front of his face which caused Chris Crocker to commit suicide. They were horrible together, but they were the best of friends, inseparable.
Anyways, back to lol’s birthday. He was excited, really excited you see. He was so fucking excited. I’ve never in my life seen someone so excited over a birthday. He was that excited. I’m terrified how excited he’ll be when his birthday is only one day away. Right now it’s a month and he’s way too excited. My god he was so excited.
So the first day of school was coming up as well, but that didn’t get in the way of lol’s excitement. His teacher, lmao, would put an end to it, but that’s a tale that I’ll tell in the upcoming chapters.
Speaking of upcoming chapters….
Our story takes place in a small town, a town called roflville. This town was a strange town, but not so strange that you would rofl over. You see it was strange enough that you would lol over. In fact our main character is called Lol. His sixteenth birthday was approaching you see, and he was quite excited. In roflville when you turn 16 you can apply for a license to fly a roflcopter. He expressed his excitement by spamming the bulletin boards and trolling under the bridge. His father, LOL, however wasn’t happy with his son’s excitement, because when LOL was little; his father wouldn’t tolerate that bullshit.
Lol’s best friend would have to be rofl, who was the son of mayor ROFL a very corrupt old man. When lol and rofl are together, all hell breaks loose. One time, they went too ol’ Chris Crocker’s house and insulted Britney Spears right in front of his face which caused Chris Crocker to commit suicide. They were horrible together, but they were the best of friends, inseparable.
Anyways, back to lol’s birthday. He was excited, really excited you see. He was so fucking excited. I’ve never in my life seen someone so excited over a birthday. He was that excited. I’m terrified how excited he’ll be when his birthday is only one day away. Right now it’s a month and he’s way too excited. My god he was so excited.
So the first day of school was coming up as well, but that didn’t get in the way of lol’s excitement. His teacher, lmao, would put an end to it, but that’s a tale that I’ll tell in the upcoming chapters.
Speaking of upcoming chapters….
