The "Waiter, there's a ____ in my soup!" Game

[Cetasaurus]

Here's the game:

The person before you will say "Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!" (they will fill in the blank with whatever they choose). You then will respond with what you think the waiter will say in return. You can be a nice waiter, a snarky waiter....whatever. It's cool if you try to be witty or funny or something.

Once you have replied as a waiter, leave the NEXT person a "Waiter, there's a ________ in my soup!".

Example:
Person 1: Waiter, there's a stingray in my soup.
Person 2: So sorry Mr. Irwin, there must be assassins around.

Person 2: Waiter, there's a T-Shirt in my soup.

Etc.

(I also stole this idea from a different post somewhere on the internet.)
Let's just start with the T-shirt one.

Waiter, there's a t-shirt in my soup.

[daryl1730]

I'm very sorry, I don't know how that could have happened. I'll have a fresh bowl made as soon as possible, and it's on the house. Again, I am very sorry.

Waiter, there's a Jalapeno in my soup.

[Cetasaurus]

~Eats Jalapeno~ Are you sure? ~Eyes watering because it's too hot~

Waiter, there's a telephone in my soup.

[Golden Emblem]

I'm sorry about the telephone, sir, it's mine, but- *telephone rings* Oh, hey Brandon, what's up?

Waiter, there's a Lady Gaga in my soup!

[Cetasaurus]

I swear I have no idea how s/he got there. It's not like we were testing her back there to figure out if she's from outer space or anything....

Waiter, there's a transformer in my soup.

[shadowdeath]

It's a robot disguising itself as soup!

Waiter, there's ToM in my soup.

[Cetasaurus]

It needed some flavor.

Waiter, there are underscores in my soup.