Matt's story - work in process

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I have started work on a novel, I know it has a lot of typos but it's only a rough draft. I expect a bad lot of criticism from Daryl for some reason.....

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I am a genius!




Prelude

As you can tell by the title of this book you are reading, I am a genius! You can't deny it, only a genius would name his book that! Oh, how silly of me! I keep describing my mind, yet I haven't even told you about myself! Well I'm fourteen years old, I'm starting the nineth grade next month and, oh by am I happy about being so smart! I have light brown hair and I'm 6'1, only geniuses are that tall! I'm pretty fit compared to most of the kids at my age, and well I'm just one happy genius! I am also very active and when it comes to talking to the girls, heh I'm a expert. Oops, I cant belive I forgot to mention my name! Well my name is Buster Barder and I have a little sister called Jane, and she is the biggest brat I have ever seen! I used to think of my self as a pretty dumb person, until last year the most exillerating experience of my life! Let me start at the begining...


Chapter 1

"Bus! Buuuus! Get up! Its the first day of grade seven! You don't want to be late!"
"Okay okay mom, I'm getting up! Geeze"
Ahh, first day of school, the most...erm the most....yeah, its the worst day of the year! The only good in this is that I get to see my friends that I haven't seen all summer! I can't wait to run into Tim and Dianna, my two best friends! Tim is my bestest best friend! We have known each other since kindergarten, and have been through everything! Dianna I met in grade five, and woo is she ever smoking! Of course she doesn't know I like her but we both are good friends!
"Buster! Why are you talking to yourself? Hurry up and get down here and eat the breakfast! Jane already ate and is ate school!"
"Okay Mom! Stop nagging me to death geeze!"
Thats my mom, always nagging me to death! She spends most of her time cleaning the house and stuff I wouldn't even know. She says we are unapreciative but who really cares what she thinks? Shes just one mean lady! My dad however, is awesome! He is probally the coolest dad ever, his carreer involves him fixing motorcycles and bikes! It's really cool, he litterly upgraded my bike to some hi-tech machine! When he doesn't work he spends almost every second with me, and we play video games and go hiking! He is serriously, the coolest dad alive! Anyways I guess I should be heading to school because my Mom is getting annoyed with me just sitting here eating my breakfast and not getting ready for school.
"Hey Dad, can I get a drive to school today? I don't want to be late!"
"Sorry son, I have to work on this chopper your uncle left over. It's going to take hours!"
"Aw that sucks, I guess I'll just have to stay home for school!"
"No your not! Leave Buster or you will very much regret it!"
"Okay okay!"

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"Buster! It's me, Tim!"
"Tim? Wow, you sure have gotten taller over the summer! Last time I saw you, you were shoter then me! Now your way taller!"
"Heh you should see Dianna! Ooof you should see her bu--"
"TIM! What are you talking about! Get to class right now mister before I call your mother!"
Thats Mrs.Frany our teacher for this year. She is probally the biggest sourpuss I've seen in years. She belives in well manners and all that stupid stuff no one does anymore. It's kinnda annoying really but eventually you get used to it. Hearing Tim talk about...you know...well just to think about it makes me happy! Anyways I lost my train of thought, me and Tim where heading to class when we passed the Prons! Their the coolest group in our whole school! Even the teachers think they're cooler then everyone else. It kinnda makes some people very depressed seeing as their not as cool as them, but me and Tim think we're cooler them, of course its true!
"Hey look It's Buster Cluster and Timmy Thingy! Such losers are around here nowendays!"
Me and Jimmy are good friends as you can see! Thats his little language saying we are awesome. Oh, I can't belive I forgot to mention that I am a genius, yup genius means I'm smart! Since I'm so smart everyone respects me!
"Everyone backaway before you get Busters nerd germs!"
"Ew Buster? He's such a geek!"
"After school lets go steal that geeky Busters money!"
I'm very cool and smart!



Chapter 2

So tired...so very very tired...this is what I hate about the first day of school. The teacher goes on and on about rules and what she expects out of all of us. For once I wish I was Jane right now! Her class is fingerpainting and eating carrots, two of my favourite activities. Tim actually fell asleep a couple minutes ago, but he got cought so he had to go to the principals office and write lines staiting that how very rude it is to sleep during a speech. Strange, I haven't seen Dianna all day, her and her dark brown hair and her...-
"Buster! Since you appear to me day dreaming, please explain what the punishments in my class for not doing homework is?"
"Umm, you'll hit them?"
I could hear snickers as I said that.
"Very funny Buster, I only wish I could do that to you, but the school would fire me. However, I can make you stay after school and write lines."
Well at least me and Tim could hang out for a bit.
"MRS.FRANY PLEASE REPORT TO THE OFFICE PLEASE. YOUR CAR IS ON FIRE"
"Oh sh-"
As Mrs.Frany left the class we all went crazy! Everyone was laughing as Mrs.Franny was jumping around her car that was on fire, meanwhile me and Jimmy were chilling!
"So Buster Cluster, when do you plan on giving me your lunch money?"
"What you talking about Jim Jam!"
"Don't EVER call me Jim Jam!"
I think I made Jim a little mad... because he picked up a chair and threw it. What was kinnda funny is as he threw it our principal Mr.Dingy walked in. He was speachless at first, I thought his head was about to explode into a million pieces. He slowly walked up to me and Jimmy, and had a wide smile on his face. Then he grabbed Jimmy by the ear, I'm pretty sure he got suspended. I doubt we're friends anymore because as he was being dragged out of the class, he screamed somthing about killing me in my sleep or somthing, but I'm not worried. For I am a Genius! A very cool popular smart genius!

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"So Tim have you seen Dianna yet?"
"No but I think she's sick! You want to go over to her house to see how shes doing?"
Oh boy do I just so I can feel her...
"Yeah, after all I haven't seen her all summer!"
"Oh I bet you have in your sleep!"
"Shut up! I don't want anyone to hear."
Yeah Tim knows I like Dianna. Infact I think he is the only one who knows, but he keeps teasing me about it and it's kind of getting old. He doesn't really like her in that sense. You see Tim isn't exactly as smart nor popular as me, he get's straight C's and he can get really hyper and annoying.
"Hey Buster watch this!"
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"What? Your not doing anything!"
"Hah fooled you!"
"Tim stop acting like a idiot and hurry up I finished my lines a long time ago!"
"Don't rush me or I will do it again!"
"Do what?"
"This!"
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Chapter 2


"Is Dianna home?"
"I'm sorry shes not allowed to have visitors at this time. She is very sick and I wouldn't want you two young healthy boys to get sick."
Thats Dianna's mom, Mrs Feetes, she very anal. Not that way, but in the way of being obsessed with everythign neat and clean. It really annoys me and Tim a bit, but you get used to it after awhile.
"Well thank you Mrs. F, tell Dianna I hope she gets better."
"Yeah, I'll get right on that..."
Somthing seems really strange about her today.
"Hey Buster, don't you think somthing seems very odd abou-"
"I was just about to ask you that!"
"No way!"
"So you thought somthing was odd about the fact that peanut butter and jelly go together a lot!"
"Er- no you retard, somthing seemed odd about Dianna's mom."
"I am not a retard!"
"Only retards think about peanu-"
"Shut up!"
"No you shut up!"
We get into many pointless arguements all the time, we're pretty much used to it.
"You know what Bus, you suck!"
"Okay, Tim, I will give you a penny if you shut up!"
"Alrighty!"


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Home at last, that was a very strange first day. Well maybe not but I like saying that about every day, kind of a bad habbit.