ST and the Cheerio

[Admin]

Characters
ST
KI
Daryl
TOKAM
DoD
SD
S-D
Wulfi
Foxxi
Carson & Larson
Queen Spider

~ST walks on with box of Cheerios~

ST: Food makes everything better... ~begins reaching into box for cereal handfuls~

ST: Aw... I dropped a cheerio...

...What's that? You don't mean it Mr. Food... You wouldn't do that...

...Right?

~pan over to Foxxi twiddling her thumbs~

Foxxi: Pancakes are pretty good I guess... I should mke those for breakfast tomorrOW! AH! MY LEG! ~falls down~

~blackout, while hearing Foxxi scream desperately~

ST: Cheerio... you're back! What's that you're carrying? Hmmm... that resembles Foxxi's skull... I should ask KI about it....

~Somewhat later~

KI: ...The hell?

ST: I know! See! Look at it! It's dead-Foxxi!

KI: AW! Man, put that thing away, it's disgusting! I wont tell anyone! Scouts honor!

ST: Alrighty.

~KI did keep her scouts honor, because she's a good person, but ST decided to tell Daryl for funsies~

ST: A cheerio ate Foxxi's head. KI knows, and she wont tell. What should I do?

Daryl: You should eat the cherio, avenge her death.

ST: It'll probably bore through my stomach and only get pissed at you for suggesting the idea.

Daryl: Chew it!

ST: It'll bore through my teeth!

Daryl: ~leaves~

~later~

Carson: Hey Larson, wanna put your penor in my anor?

Larson: Yes please.

Carson: Hey... what's that!?

Larson: AHH!!! ~flees~

Carson: ~eaten~

Larson: ~gets hit by car and dies~

~later~

ST: Cheerio! Who the hell are those?

Wulfi: Carson! Larson!

ST: AH! Where the hell did you come from!?

Wulfi: I sleep under your floorboards.

ST: Oh. Cool. Uhm, that's impressive work cheerio, you killed people that don't exist.

Wulfi: ...

ST: ...To most people atleast.

Wulfi: ~evil laugh~

ST: Uh?

Wulfi: Cheerio... do you take murder requests?

Can you kill...

...

DoD?

ST: Don't mess with the cheerio. I'll bring nothing but trouble.

Wulfi: DON'T CONDESCEND ME! DOD MUST DIE! HE HAS NICER HAIR THAN ME! KILL HIM! KILL HIM CHEERIO!

~later~

DoD: I like radishes. They aren't as bad as they look.

~meanwhile, at Wulfi's little hideaway~

Wulfi: Oh, Cheerio... is DoD dead? Cheerio? CHEERIO!? AHHHHH!!!!

ST: ~listening~ You shouldn't have tried to command Cheerio... Cheerio isn't the Death Note, it's Cheerio.

~later~

ST: KI! KI! Cheerio killed Foxxi, now Wulfi, and Carson and Larson, who are officially not real to anyone now.

KI: I'm having trouble with this... uhm... a CHEERIO?

ST: Yes.

KI: Not you?

ST: No.

KI: Or Daryl?

ST: No.

KI: Did you try eating the cheerio?

ST: It'll only kill me if it doesn't work.

KI: Did you try?

ST: Beh, you have 9000 posts. It wont kill you for a long time now.

KI: ...Oh?

ST: Besides the movie Psycho, they never kill the main character in the beginning.

KI: May I invite Daryl?

ST: You may.

~10 Nano-Daryls later~

Daryl: Hello.

KI: Hi.

Daryl: How are you?

KI: Good. And you?

Daryl: Fine.

ST: IT'S NOT MSN!

KI: ...

Daryl: Well, it's MANNERS. Filthy swine... ~hits~

ST: ;_;

~later~

S-D: Lol sup, Cheerio. Maybe you're a girl?

~kdai~

Daryl: ~yawns~ Ah! What the hell is a skull doing in my bed? Dana!? DID YOU PUT A FUCKING SKULL IN MY FUCKING BED!?

ST: Daryl, Dana died.

Daryl: Cheerio?

ST: No. Leukemia.

KI: ...~sniff~

Daryl: Awesome.

KI: ~I'm just so happy...~

~meanwhile~

SD: 12132 n1uicn193n kc9834twhntc43hscf ecr (leet)

SD: WH@T!??1?/!?/!?1?!?!/1/1?!/1/!?!?

SD: d@1$

~back with Daryl and KI with a side of ST~

Daryl: I sense something... something very good...

KI: Hm?

Daryl: Hold on, I'll have to make a call...

KI: Ghostbusters?

Daryl: No. Someone better.

~Daryl calls the chosen one~

~TOKAM walks in~

TOKAM: Who the hell woke me up from my peaceful slumber?

Daryl: ST made friends with a murderous cheerio, and it killed Wulfi, S-D, and SD. Foxxi too.

TOKAM: So it hasn't killed anyone I care about yet. That's good.

ST: ...Also... DoD is presumed to be dead...

~meanwhile~

DoD: C'mere you little radish... Oh... yeah... that hit's the spot. Mmmmm....

~meanwhile~

TOKAM: So that's basically everyone except...

DLM
Garos
Karanu
LC
Tatsu
and other people who we don't care about.

ST: Relax! They weren't listed on the list of people who will appear. They're fine.

TOKAM: You have a list?

ST: Doy! I'm writing this damn story.

TOKAM: Assuming that we'll be fine, who's still alive?

ST: Only...

Daryl: QUEEN SPIDA!

WHOOOOOO!

~Daryl plays the Queen Spider Dance Track and really boogies to it~

KI: BAD! BAD! ~hits~

ST: Ow...

KI: You invited him here!

TOKAM: That's true.

Daryl: ~bumps and grinds~

~KI clubs radio with axe~

Daryl: Aww...

~meanwhile~

QS: Taxes are fun! ~cheerio kills her~

~...meanwhile~

~Daryl collapses on the floor, goes comatose, and just lays there~

TOKAM: Daryl could always detect aura. He must've felt QS's fade away.

KI: That means that we're the final 4...

Daryl: ...

ST: ...

KI: Who's next?

TOKAM: Daryl should be, hierarchy-wise. He's the only one without traditional set-in-stone powers. He has to gain his. Though if it was based on posting, then I'd be next.

KI: What about m-

ST: You're not next KI! STOP TRYING TO GET ATTENTION!

KI: Ha-rumph.

~meanwhile~

DoD: Radish. Radish. I love to eat a radish. Radish. Radish. Whee. ^^

~back at basecamp~

TOKAM: ~GASP!~ Cheerio! What are you doing here?!

KI: No! DON'T KILL ME!

ST: For the last time, it's not going to ki-

~Cheerio mauls KI to death~

TOKAM: Heh...

~all back into corner, except KI, who's dead~

Daryl: G-Grhhuh?

ST: Daryl's awake! Hurrah!

Daryl: ~hits ST~

ST: ~falls towards cheerio and gets mauled to death. All the while, he questions why he dies in his own damn story~

TOKAM: Heh.

Daryl: GET AWAY CHEERIO! ~throws radish at Cheerio~

DoD: ~walks in, eats radish, accidentally eating cheerio, and walks away~

TOKAM: I hate ST.

Daryl: Me too.

TOKAM: Wanna play Guitar Hero?

Daryl: Definitely not.

[Daryl]

That's completely unrealistic, why would I decline to play Guitar Hero with Kev?

[shadowdeath]

Lmao pretty funny.

DoD saves the day!

[killerinstinct]

rofl

Good one, Brandon.

[shadowdeath]

daryl7931 said:

That's completely unrealistic, why would I decline to play Guitar Hero with Kev?

Cause you don't like music...

[Daryl]

Guitar Hero isn't about the music.

[shadowdeath]

Uh, yeah, it kinda is Daryl.

[Daryl]

Not really. It's more about the reaction times and finger movements, and sense of self-satisfaction you get from beating hard combinations.

[Wulfi]

admin said:

~later~

Carson: Hey Larson, wanna put your penor in my anor?

Larson: Yes please.

Carson: Hey... what's that!?

Larson: AHH!!! ~flees~

Carson: ~eaten~

Larson: ~gets hit by car and dies~

~later~

ST: Cheerio! Who the hell are those?

Wulfi: Carson! Larson!

ST: AH! Where the hell did you come from!?

Wulfi: I sleep under your floorboards.

ST: Oh. Cool. Uhm, that's impressive work cheerio, you killed people that don't exist.

Wulfi: ...

ST: ...To most people atleast.

Wulfi: ~evil laugh~

ST: Uh?

Wulfi: Cheerio... do you take murder requests?

Can you kill...

...

DoD?

ST: Don't mess with the cheerio. I'll bring nothing but trouble.

Wulfi: DON'T CONDESCEND ME! DOD MUST DIE! HE HAS NICER HAIR THAN ME! KILL HIM! KILL HIM CHEERIO!

~later~

DoD: I like radishes. They aren't as bad as they look.

~meanwhile, at Wulfi's little hideaway~

Wulfi: Oh, Cheerio... is DoD dead? Cheerio? CHEERIO!? AHHHHH!!!!

ST: ~listening~ You shouldn't have tried to command Cheerio... Cheerio isn't the Death Note, it's Cheerio.

At first I was offended with the whole "Larson gets hit by car and dies" thing, but then I brushed it off when I saw how well you portrayed me. Especially with the psychotic obsession with Cheerio.

Ah, but you should have had me call DoD Griffy, for that is what I always call him.

But yes, we do fight over who is sexier. XD I laughed so hard at this. I'll make a comic out of it eventually...

[shadowdeath]

It's about the music.

[Daryl]

No it's not.

Prepare your combo breaker, Kev.

[Bitchy Grammar Queen]

Pre-emptive combo breaker!

[shadowdeath]

It is about the music Daryl.

You wouldn't know.

Cause you don't play video games.

Or listen to music.

End of discussion.

[killerinstinct]

I agree with you on the music part, but not on the videogame; Daryl DOES play SC, after all.

[Bitchy Grammar Queen]

Daryl only played StarCraft because we told him to. If we hadn't've mentioned it, he would never have played it.

[shadowdeath]

And I said video games. Note the s.

He's not a gamer. I'll tell you that.

[Daryl]

sumdude said:

Daryl only played StarCraft because we told him to. If we hadn't've mentioned it, he would never have played it.

Motive is irrelevant. The point is I play it actively.

As for multiple, I commonly play browser-based games online. And the other built-in Windows games, as well as a breakout clone.

[Admin]

Like Runescape! And Sims 2! Daryl is a softcore gamer. Not a demon-gamer, but a gentle gamer.

[shadowdeath]

Casual gamer might be the term you're looking for.

[Wulfi]

What I was thinking. ;;

[Admin]

No. Daryl isn't casual about gaming, he's very precise, but cut off. He wont do alot of games because he always has to succeed in all of them.

[Daryl]

Yeah, like how great I am in Starcraft.

[shadowdeath]

Not really.

[Admin]

Then why do you still lose to Daryl?

[killerinstinct]

admin said:

Then why do you still lose to Daryl?

If that were the case, then it would explain why Daryl lost to Alex in the tournament... no, wait. That just contradicts your questioning

[Daryl]

I lost to him in the tournament because Alex lacks any real talent, and thus just rushes.

[shadowdeath]

If you were a better player you would be able to defend against that.

[Admin]

You were playing longer! (nothing personal, but I feel like defending Daryl's great honor.)

[shadowdeath]

But you said Daryl beats me.

So it doesn't make a difference.

[Griffin]

Dude I totally ate that Cheerio.