Griff's Lame Attempt at a Fanfic w/ the FE7 Cast!

[Griffin]

Pulled this off of EoI...I forget why I was there...

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Narrator: Ahem...once upon a time there were...

Hector: *kills Narrator* Quiet you.

Eliwood: -_- Hector, he was telling the story of us.

Hector: Oh......

*one hour later*

Eliwood: *reading "How To Get Girls*

Lyn: *talking to flowers*

Erk: *burns flowers*

Lyn: *smacks Erk*

Erk: -.-

Kent: *grooming horse*

Sain: *reading porn magazine*

Hector: ............THERE'S A STORY ABOUT US?

All: YES!

Hector: Oh...heh...

Florina: Everyone! Bandits are attacking!

Hector: YAY! Kill be fun time! *runs off*

Florina: Aren't you guys going?

Everyone save Florina and Hector: No.

Florina: But...

Everyone save Florina and Hector: NO!

Florina: *flees*

*outside at Bandit's Camp*

Hector: *sees girl* Hey you!

Girl: Hmm?

Hector: Are you...?

Girl: No.

Hector: But I...

Girl: No.

Hector: You...

Girl: No.

Hector: B...

Girl: No.

Hector: -.-

Girl: No.

Hector: That was a face!

Girl: *implodes*

Hector: ...SWEET!

Ninian: Hector! I've come to help you!

Hector: I don't need help!

Bandits: *dogplie Hector*

Hector: Ok, help.

Ninian: *whips bandits with sash*

Bandits: *die*

Bandit Leader: *walks out of tent* You!

Hector: ;; He's huge!

Ninian: I'll handle him...*walks toward leader*

Leader: *laughs*

Ninian: *grows twenty feet tall, demon eyes, teeth, horns, creepy music plays, backdrop changes to hell, dark red aura around her, etc.*

Everyone: O_______O

Ninian: *takes over the world* *reverts to normal* Who wants Bandit Soup?!?

Everyone: MEEEEEE!

~Fin

Well, well? Horrible isn't it. I wrote it in 12 min.

[killerinstinct]

lol XD Not bad.

dod said:

Hector: *sees girl* Hey you!

Girl: Hmm?

Hector: Are you...?

Girl: No.

Hector: But I...

Girl: No.

Hector: You...

Girl: No.

Hector: B...

Girl: No.

Hector: -.-

Girl: No.

Hector: That was a face!

Girl: *implodes*

Hector: ...SWEET!

^Fave part.

[Wulfi]

dod said:

Lyn: *talking to flowers*

Erk: *burns flowers*

Lyn: *smacks Erk*

Erk: -.-

I'm gonna make a mini-comic outta this part. I've got the perfect faces and backdrops in mind. XD I loved this. Been a while since I read a good, humorous FE fic.