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Post by Daryl on Jan 18, 2008 15:08:04 GMT -5
Thread is self-explainatory.
H-Hey, did you hear about the goldfish who wenk bankrupt? Now he's a BRONZEFISH! AHAHAHA!
Can any of you beat that?
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Post by Daryl on Jan 18, 2008 20:45:53 GMT -5
What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to their neck with sand?
Not enough sand! LOLOLOLOLOL!
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Post by Daryl on Jan 21, 2008 18:21:06 GMT -5
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
When their lips move!
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Post by killerinstinct on Jan 21, 2008 19:01:13 GMT -5
 I'm not good with jokes, and I don't remember any anyway, but this is one I remember: So there was a teacher, a lawyer, and a priest on a boat, and the boat started sinking. The teacher said, "Women and children first!" "Fuck the children!" the lawyer said. "Do we have time?" the priest asked. |
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Post by Daryl on Jan 21, 2008 19:14:02 GMT -5
Lmao, nice one.
The optimist says the glass is half full.
The pessimist says it is half empty.
The engineer says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
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